Hi! I'm New here!

[Runwildboys]

My theory is that they just introduce themselves, then realize what they've gotten themselves into.

 

[Runwildboys]

Look at that; I can even direct my sarcasm inward! Now I see why nobody likes me. I'm just hurtful.

 

[CouchCoach]

I figured they wandered off and we just hijacked their thread.

No, we try to hijack while they're still here so they get used to it. And if they play along, a candidate for the PJG.

 

[CouchCoach]

The forums are great. Some of the posters, not so much.

Hope you have a thick skin...

It's OK, you can tell him who the Blue Meanies are..

 

[CouchCoach]

I've got a feelin' that some Folks join a Football Forum to talk about Football.

Peeps can be strange like that.

I am attempting to process this but it is very difficult. I would never join any specific forum with the intention of being that specific. That's so......confining.

 

[CouchCoach]

Hey, why is my response down there, instead of up here?

Where is it? I can't see it.

 

[CouchCoach]

My theory is that they just introduce themselves, then realize what they've gotten themselves into.

And we, the welcoming committee, are the kindest and gentlest creatures on the forum. Leaving here can be a mistake. It's a mean old cruel world out there in gen pop.

 

[Runwildboys]

And we, the welcoming committee, are the kindest and gentlest creatures on the forum. Leaving here can be a mistake. It's a mean old cruel world out there in gen pop.

We're the trainers. If they can't handle us, they have no business playing the game.

 

[Corso]

Hi! I am a cowboys fan and i think cowboys forums are totally awesome !

I've already enjoyed reading you. I look forward to more.

 

[Corso]

We're the trainers. If they can't handle us, they have no business playing the game.

Except for me... I'm rainbows and unicorns! For the next 15 minutes.

 

[Runwildboys]

Except for me... I'm rainbows and unicorns! For the next 15 minutes.

Aww man, I got here 12 minutes too late!

 

[Xelda]

And we, the welcoming committee, are the kindest and gentlest creatures on the forum. Leaving here can be a mistake. It's a mean old cruel world out there in gen pop.

 

[Cowpolk]

Hi! I am a cowboys fan and i think cowboys forums are totally awesome !

howdy and some of us tend to have gas often

 

[LACowboysFan1]

It's OK, you can tell him who the Blue Meanies are..

Don't need to do that, they'll find out quickly enough for themselves...

 

[CouchCoach]

Don't need to do that, they'll find out quickly enough for themselves...

Got that right. The first time someone asks him if he's acting stupid or really stupid, he'll be stumped for an answer. I always go with the permanency answer, really stupid, so they don't get their expectations too high expecting change any time soon. And I am glad I picked CouchCoach instead of CommodeCoach because I keep getting told "no wonder you're on the couch". Some people just can't take differing opinions.

 

[Runwildboys]

Got that right. The first time someone asks him if he's acting stupid or really stupid, he'll be stumped for an answer. I always go with the permanency answer, really stupid, so they don't get their expectations too high expecting change any time soon. And I am glad I picked CouchCoach instead of CommodeCoach because I keep getting told "no wonder you're on the couch". Some people just can't take differing opinions.

That's the best part of being fluent in sarcasm/smartassery. Even if our opinion is wrong, we can make the other guy look stupider.

 

[CouchCoach]

That's the best part of being fluent in sarcasm/smartassery. Even if our opinion is wrong, we can make the other guy look stupider.

And the finesse is some of them do not know you are being sarcastic.

 

[Runwildboys]

And the finesse is some of them do not know you are being sarcastic.

That's only fun when other people do.

 

[Ranched]

Hi! I am a cowboys fan and i think cowboys forums are totally awesome !

A BIG & WARM fellow 'Boys fan. Be careful, rumor has it the female members are more vocal.

 

[Runwildboys]

A BIG & WARM fellow 'Boys fan. Be careful, rumor has it the female members are more vocal.

As if that should surprise anyone.