Dak: I want to be the best QB Cowboys ever had

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Yeah, and I want to date a playboy model.

Dak and I both have about the same odds to achieve our goals.

Had a playboy model I went out with a few times, long after she stopped modeling, about 20 years after. But nothing serious. When I bought the business where she was working, it kind of ended that, kept it professional. But we had stopped going out well before that anyway,

So it can happen.
 

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Had a playboy model I went out with a few times, long after she stopped modeling, about 20 years after. But nothing serious. When I bought the business where she was working, it kind of ended that, kept it professional. But we had stopped going out well before that anyway,

So it can happen.
So you bought a strip club
 

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Had a playboy model I went out with a few times, long after she stopped modeling, about 20 years after. But nothing serious. When I bought the business where she was working, it kind of ended that, kept it professional. But we had stopped going out well before that anyway,

So it can happen.

My uncle was a fashion Photographer in the mid-80's in Manhattan. Before she married David Bowie, supermodel Iman was his girlfriend for two years. When he died 8 years ago, the editor of Vogue Magazine sent flowers. I spent a year up in New York after high school, and met quite a few wacked out models.

After my divorce in 2008, I connected online with a former Miss USA. But she was a mental case, and I decided to pass on dating her. My ex-wife was more beautiful than both the Playboy model and the Miss USA. People would mistake her for Jennifer Beals, but she was shorter, and had a body like Jessica Alba. 3 kids, and 30 years later, she's not quite as hot as she once was.

But trust me. Being married to an ultra-beautiful woman has its drawbacks. On the one hand, other men and women think you've got something going on to land such a beauty. On the other hand, every man is always hitting on her, and she can come to believe she "could have done better" when the hard times that happen in every relationship come. And that can lead to situations that demand divorce.

In the decade I've been divorced, I've had 5 different women ask me to marry them - and 3 of them were more than 10 years younger than me. I'm still single now, because the old saying is true. "No matter how beautiful a woman is, somewhere there is a man tired of putting up with her ****." I can testify to that.

One more thing. For all you Garrett haters who bag on him for being a Carrot-top, I can also testify that there is a substantial subset of women who are fascinated by it and very, very curious to know if you have red hair "all over." Makes for some easy pickings if you're half way charming. ROTFLMAO.
 

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My uncle was a fashion Photographer in the mid-80's in Manhattan. Before she married David Bowie, supermodel Iman was his girlfriend for two years. When he died 8 years ago, the editor of Vogue Magazine sent flowers. I spent a year up in New York after high school, and met quite a few wacked out models.

After my divorce in 2008, I connected online with a former Miss USA. But she was a mental case, and I decided to pass on dating her. My ex-wife was more beautiful than both the Playboy model and the Miss USA. People would mistake her for Jennifer Beals, but she was shorter, and had a body like Jessica Alba. 3 kids, and 30 years later, she's not quite as hot as she once was.

But trust me. Being married to an ultra-beautiful woman has its drawbacks. On the one hand, other men and women think you've got something going on to land such a beauty. On the other hand, every man is always hitting on her, and she can come to believe she "could have done better" when the hard times that happen in every relationship come. And that can lead to situations that demand divorce.

In the decade I've been divorced, I've had 5 different women ask me to marry them - and 3 of them were more than 10 years younger than me. I'm still single now, because the old saying is true. "No matter how beautiful a woman is, somewhere there is a man tired of putting up with her ****." I can testify to that.

One more thing. For all you Garrett haters who bag on him for being a Carrot-top, I can also testify that there is a substantial subset of women who are fascinated by it and very, very curious to know if you have red hair "all over." Makes for some easy pickings if you're half way charming. ROTFLMAO.
I commensurate
 

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I commensurate

I think you mean "commiserate"? But there is no reason to feel sorry for me.

com·men·su·rate
kəˈmensərət,kəˈmenSHərət/
adjective
adjective: commensurate
  1. corresponding in size or degree; in proportion.
    "salary will be commensurate with experience"
    synonyms: equivalent, equal, corresponding, correspondent, comparable, proportionate, proportional
com·mis·er·ate
kəˈmizəˌrāt/
verb
  1. express or feel sympathy or pity; sympathize.
    "she went over to commiserate with Rose on her unfortunate circumstances"
    synonyms: offer sympathy to, be sympathetic to, offer condolences to, condole with, sympathize with, empathize with, feel pity for, feel sorry for, feel for;
 
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I think you mean "commiserate"?

com·men·su·rate
kəˈmensərət,kəˈmenSHərət/
adjective
adjective: commensurate
  1. corresponding in size or degree; in proportion.
    "salary will be commensurate with experience"
    synonyms: equivalent, equal, corresponding, correspondent, comparable, proportionate, proportional
com·mis·er·ate
kəˈmizəˌrāt/
verb
  1. express or feel sympathy or pity; sympathize.
    "she went over to commiserate with Rose on her unfortunate circumstances"
    synonyms: offer sympathy to, be sympathetic to, offer condolences to, condole with, sympathize with, empathize with, feel pity for, feel sorry for, feel for;
I did. thanks, by the way I also was married to a beautiful singer back in the day. It was wonderful until it was hell.
 
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