Finish the story, and/or the three word thread

[kskboys]

Wow, this thread went off on a tangent! We may need the Grand Poobah (@CouchCoach ) to let us know where we went astray and give us all a promotion.

Yeah, I can hear it now: CC: "Listen you guys, you need to........wait.......my neighbor's sunbathing, get back to you after my usual ogling session!!!!"

 

[Ranched]

what is PJG?

POOR JASON GARRETT

 

[Ranched]

eaten by large

....fish that were

 

[Runwildboys]

swimming in circles

 

[ESisback]

The only rule we enforce is the "No being serious" rule. Jocularity and mirth are treasured commodities, and they're paid for via the annual Nude Car Wash, and the "semi" (if you catch my drift) annual Nude Bake Sale.
@ESisback will be around shortly to fill you in on the membership details (there are none), your duties as an officer in the PJG, should you achieve such a lofty status, and membership dues (again, there are none).

The only membership requirements are an unequaled love of absurd, sarcastic humor, copious amounts of unhealthy meats, cheeses and adult beverages, and the ability to change the subject at the drop of a hat. Fundraisers include The Nude Car Wash, The Pantless Bake Sale, The Drunken Lawn Dart Tournament in Gipper’s backyard, and Ksk’s annual Sheep Hug, a yearly excuse to get personal with farm animals. Of course Ksk is the only one who participates, but we’re supportive around here!

 

[Runwildboys]

The only membership requirements are an unequaled love of absurd, sarcastic humor, copious amounts of unhealthy meats, cheeses and adult beverages, and the ability to change the subject at the drop of a hat. Fundraisers include The Nude Car Wash, The Pantless Bake Sale, The Drunken Lawn Dart Tournament in Gipper’s backyard, and Ksk’s annual Sheep Hug, a yearly excuse to get personal with farm animals. Of course Ksk is the only one who participates, but we’re supportive around here!

I don't remember who our Official Minutes Keeper is, but we should designate him Official Records Keeper as well, and have him make a plaque or form or something to hang in the Lodge..........We have a lodge, right?.........or are we still meeting in the basement of the middle school, after the AA meeting gets out?
Anyway, we need something we can hand out to new members, so they don't know we're making this stuff up as we go.

 

[Trouty]

The only membership requirements are an unequaled love of absurd, sarcastic humor, copious amounts of unhealthy meats, cheeses and adult beverages, and the ability to change the subject at the drop of a hat. Fundraisers include The Nude Car Wash, The Pantless Bake Sale, The Drunken Lawn Dart Tournament in Gipper’s backyard, and Ksk’s annual Sheep Hug, a yearly excuse to get personal with farm animals. Of course Ksk is the only one who participates, but we’re supportive around here!

LM*AO!!!!!!

 

[Trouty]

swimming in circles

gorgoeus reef sharks

 

[nobody]

eyeing them ravenously

 

[Runwildboys]

with bad intent

 

[ESisback]

I don't remember who our Official Minutes Keeper is, but we should designate him Official Records Keeper as well, and have him make a plaque or form or something to hang in the Lodge..........We have a lodge, right?.........or are we still meeting in the basement of the middle school, after the AA meeting gets out?
Anyway, we need something we can hand out to new members, so they don't know we're making this stuff up as we go.

Make believe is fun! Ask Mr. Rogers!

 

[ESisback]

with bad intent

Aqualung!

 

[Runwildboys]

Aqualung!

(Do you get the object of this thread?)

 

[ESisback]

(Do you get the object of this thread?)

Yes I did.

 

[Runwildboys]

Yes I did.

eye them ravenously

 

[nobody]

with bad intent

and condiments galore.

 

[Runwildboys]

it's an orgy!
(Oh wait....."condiments")

 

[Doomsday]

it's an orgy!

in your mouth

 

[kskboys]

in your mouth

beside a kangaroo

 

[Ranched]

....was some popcorn