Yo mama jokes (clean ones only, please)

[Reverend Conehead]

Yo mama’s so stupid…
She thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama’s so depressing…
Blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.

Yo mama’s so fat…
She was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she’s known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama’s so stupid…
When I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.

Yo mama’s so stupid…
She put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

 

[SlammedZero]

Yo mama's so fat when I said it was chilly outside she ran out the door with a bowl.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Yo mamma's so fat that if someone wanted to have sex with her. They would have to slap her thigh and then ride the wave in.

 

[timb2]

Yo Momma got more tartar in her mouth than Red Lobster.


You and Yo Momma so poor that when you two go to the park, the ducks throw bread at you.


Yo Momma so fat, that she cannot wear jackets with sports logos on the back because helicopters keep trying to land on her.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Yo mama’s so ugly…
She threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama’s so fat…
When she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama’s so stupid…
When they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake

 

[timb2]

Yo Momma so fat she got baptized at Sea World.


Yo Momma so scary ,that when she turned on the light,the mice jumped up on the chair.


Yo Momma's armpits are so hairy,she looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

 

[FloridaRob]

Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck for the dogs to play with her

 

[FloridaRob]

Yo momma so stupid when God was handing out brains, she thought he said rain and ran back inside

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

Yo momma so fat that when she steps onto a weight scale it says "To be continued."

 

[YosemiteSam]

Yo mamma's so ugly that when she was 5 years old, her father shaved her butt and taught her to walk bent over while walking backwards.

 

[Tabascocat]

Yo mamma's so fat even Dora can't explore her

 

[Reality]

As a kid, my favorite one was ..

"Your momma's so fat, when her pager goes off, people think she's backing up"

 

[Cowpolk]

Yo mama wishes she was not yo mama

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

Yo mamma is so dumb that she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing out all of the W's

 

[lukin2006]

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

Yo mamma so fat, when she jumps into the AIR she gets stuck.

 

[BigStar]

Hey let's get off mommas...cus I just got off yours

 

[Juggernaut]

 

[chagus]

Yo momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

 

[Ranched]