Yo mama jokes (clean ones only, please)

[Ranched]

 

[kapolani]

Not sure if posted already:

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice!

 

[Idgit]

Yo mama so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.

 

[Melonfeud]

Ya,well! Yer' Daddy has always harboured ill will&wishes towards you, once yer' conehead Done wrecked YO MOMMA'S best attribute,,,

 

[Quickdraw]

Yo mama so old she went to an antique store they wouldn't let her leave.

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

Yo mamma so ugly that the boogie man is afraid to come out from underneath her bed.

 

[Runwildboys]

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor flipped her over and said, "Congratulations, it's twins!"

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

Yo momma is so poor that she ties a string to a slice of bacon and let's everyone take turns swallowing it.

 

[dogunwo]

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a donut to the store because it had a hole in it.

 

[Ranching]

I don't like these jokes. Nobody messes with my momma. Unless, of course, you're behind a keyboard and I can't reach over and whoop your arse.....

 

[Melonfeud]

Yo momma is so poor that she ties a string to a slice of bacon and let's everyone take turns swallowing it.

LMAO

 

[Ranching]

Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Garrett is a good coach?

 

[Melonfeud]

Yo mamma is so dumb that she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing out all of the W's

*again*
LMAO

 

[Melonfeud]

* my all time personal favorite*

Yo Momma swims after troop ships!,,,*& Had the 28th Marine expeditionary unit passing out ammunition,,,CUZ' SHE WAS GAINING ON 'EM

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I don't like these jokes. Nobody messes with my momma. Unless, of course, you're behind a keyboard and I can't reach over and whoop your arse.....

It's not your mother or mine. Our moms are great, as are the moms of all the guys here. It's the moms of nefarious weirdos out there that we're making fun of, of course. Don't go blaming any of OUR moms.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I don't like these jokes. Nobody messes with my momma. Unless, of course, you're behind a keyboard and I can't reach over and whoop your arse.....

When you were born, the doctor gave a grimace, then spanked your momma instead of you!

 

[Ranching]

When you were born, the doctor gave a grimace, then spanked your momma instead of you!

When I was born I was already a better coach than Garrett.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Your mama is so fat she got cut and gravy came out instead of blood.

She is so big she got tattoos of the continents on her body... Full scale.

The last time she farted it registered on the Richter scale.


She is so big, she swimming at the beach when Captain Kirk and crew transported her to their ship and took her to the future.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Your momma's so fat that she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Your momma's so fat you can't see her because her gravitational pull is so great that not even light can escape!

 

[FloridaRob]

your mommas so fat she gets on the scale and a video of Shamu pops up.