Yo mama jokes (clean ones only, please)

[gmoney112]

Yo momma so nasty, when she answered the phone I got an ear infection

 

[nightrain]

Bing, I thought I told you......oh wait, not a clean one.

 

[NumOneQB]

Yo mamma so nasty the bugs in her house want to be sprayed.

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

Yo mamma so ugly that she has to sneak up on a mirror.

 

[timb2]

Yo Momma so ghetto,she rates herself as "R" Rated .not for sexiness but for Rachet

Yo Momma so ghetto,she uses the drink coloring from Kool-Aid as nail polish.

Yo Momma so stupid ,it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

Yo mamma so stupid that she thinks a Brazilian is a number.

 

[Melonfeud]

Yo mamma so stupid that she thinks a Brazilian is a number.

man, that's a gut buster

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

man, that's a gut buster

 

[Warick]

Yo mama is so ugly, she went into a haunted house, and came out with a job offer.
Yo mama is so stupid, she keeps a ruler by her bed so she can see how long she slept.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you had rug burn.
Yo mama is so crossed eyed, every time she cries, tears roll down her back.
Yo mama's house is so dirty, the roaches ride around in dune buggy's.

 

[nobody]

Your momma is so fat, she caused the flat earth theory to be true.

 

[Melonfeud]

Your momma is so fat, she caused the flat earth theory to be true.

Apparently the DeathMonkey's YO MOMMA'S television set didn't 'pick up ' PERRY-MASON episodes,,, rendering him unable &of death monkey able ness to further participate in the 3 word casing-liner,,, SHEESE

 

[FloridaRob]

Yo Momma so skinny she stands sideways and sticks out her tongue she looks like a zipper.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Yo mama's so ugly ......
..... her birth certificate is an apology letter.

 

[GMO415]

Yo mamma so old when she walk her booty clap

Your mamma so big she fell and hit her head on Saturn

Your mamma so ulgy when she smile her teeth hurt

Your mamma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Yo mama so fat ...............
............her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Yo momma so fat ..........
...... I can stand on her belly and high five God.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Yo momma's so fat she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her back.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Best thread in recent memory!

 

[Hardline]

Yo momma so fat, her *** has its own congressman.

Yo momma so fat the only way you could have sex with her is to roll her in flour and wait until she pees.

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

Your momma is so fat, she caused the flat earth theory to be true.

That means someone's Momma in here is so fat that she still makes the Earth look round from outer space.