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Reverend Conehead

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I was helping my neighbor because scumbags kept stealing packages that got left at his doorstep. I helped him to find the right security camera to order. So he orders it, it gets delivered, and the thieves stole it from his doorstep!!!!

I forgot to him him ask UPS to require a signature. ggggrrrrrrrr!
 

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I was helping my neighbor because scumbags kept stealing packages that got left at his doorstep. I helped him to find the right security camera to order. So he orders it, it gets delivered, and the thieves stole it from his doorstep!!!!

I forgot to him him ask UPS to require a signature. ggggrrrrrrrr!
He can also have deliveries made to another location, if they're watching his doorstep. I used to have them made to my office. And depending on where he lives, there are drop points available just because of that problem.

My real awakening to just how low these scumbags can be was the first time I heard the term "Funeral House Sitter" because they scan the obits and rob homes when the family is away at the service.
 

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We were having a stint of nighttime thievery at our yard (cut the chain link fence,backed up a truck& stole the office A. C. unit)& had security cameras installed,,,they stole them ,Too!o_O
 

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He can also have deliveries made to another location, if they're watching his doorstep. I used to have them made to my office. And depending on where he lives, there are drop points available just because of that problem.

My real awakening to just how low these scumbags can be was the first time I heard the term "Funeral House Sitter" because they scan the obits and rob homes when the family is away at the service.
Wow. That's low. His package may have been insured. I'll look into that. Great idea about the office.
 

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I know how to deal with goobs like these... like when my dog got stabbed in the head by a guy fleeing a scene.
Dealt with them before. Many times.



I never lived in the better sides of towns. I adjusted well.
 

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I would never burglarize anyone, much less someone at a funeral, but if I did I would just make it official and change my name to something appropriate.
"What is your name, Sir?"
"Total Worthless Scumbag, what's yours?"
 

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The only theft I tolerate is if someone is taking a loaf of bread to feed their family, I stole that line by a former boss. The rest of the thieves just want free stuff the easy way. I've never been the victim of package theft, maybe I've been lucky.
 

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Ha,,,it was pretty funny as while reviewing the black&white recording they'd apparently approach from the rear with one on the others shoulders ,as the cameras would one by one start rocking up & down till they were torn out of the mounting surfaces (over head soffet box or roof eaves)
 

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I was helping my neighbor because scumbags kept stealing packages that got left at his doorstep. I helped him to find the right security camera to order. So he orders it, it gets delivered, and the thieves stole it from his doorstep!!!!

I forgot to him him ask UPS to require a signature. ggggrrrrrrrr!

There is a degree of irony in the thieves stealing the thing designed to catch them.
 
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