Life is not a fairy tale

[kskboys]

If you lose your shoes at midnight, you're drunk.

 

[Runwildboys]

If you lose your shoes at midnight, you're drunk.

Or in your case, there was a stampede.

 

[kskboys]

Or in your case, there was a stampede.

Wifey got wild n chased me round the corral

 

[CouchCoach]

If you lose your shoes at midnight, you're drunk.

If they were boots, you probably left them in the barn.

 

[SlammedZero]

Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it makes me sad that I've never partied that hard.

 

[kskboys]

Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it makes me sad that I've never partied that hard.

I have. I think.

 

[Runwildboys]

Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it makes me sad that I've never partied that hard.

It always makes me wonder how somebody could lose a shoe on the road.

 

[kskboys]

It always makes me wonder how somebody could lose a shoe on the road.

I bet you a drink or two that I can make you, put that lampshade on your head!!!!

 

[nobody]

I've been waiting to be around someone who partied so hard they lost their shoe just so I can hand them a kleenex and say "Here's a tissue for your missed shoe"

 

[lukin2006]

When I had Twitter I use to follow Tom Hanks, he was always posting pictures of a single glove laying somewhere. He use to wonder what happened to the mate?

 

[Longboysfan]

If you lose your shoes at midnight, you're drunk.

Or

You're just really old.

 

[Longboysfan]

Wifey got wild n chased me round the corral

Did you let her catch you?

 

[CouchCoach]

Did you let her catch you?

She wasn't trying that hard and when he stopped so she could, she actually back pedaled.

 

[Melonfeud]

I bet you a drink or two that I can make you, put that lampshade on your head!!!!

 

[kskboys]

Did you let her catch you?

Let her? She's a demon!!!!!!!!

(And of course!!)

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

The answers first...

YES
YES
YES

The Questions now...

Ever woke up and your underwear was missing?
Ever woke up with pair of ladies undergarments wrapped around your neck?
Did you decide that it is in your best interest to quit drinking Tequila?

 

[GMO415]

If you lose your shoes at midnight, you're drunk.

hopefully it wont hurt when you pee or you'll have bigger problems.

 

[Runwildboys]

The answers first...

YES
YES
YES

The Questions now...

Ever woke up and your underwear was missing?
Ever woke up with pair of ladies undergarments wrapped around your neck?
Did you decide that it is in your best interest to quit drinking Tequila?

Oh, if I had a nickel for every......No, what I meant was, you're a degenerate!!