Or in your case, there was a stampede.If you lose your shoes at midnight, you're drunk.
Wifey got wild n chased me round the corralOr in your case, there was a stampede.
If they were boots, you probably left them in the barn.If you lose your shoes at midnight, you're drunk.
I have. I think.Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it makes me sad that I've never partied that hard.
It always makes me wonder how somebody could lose a shoe on the road.Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it makes me sad that I've never partied that hard.
I bet you a drink or two that I can make you, put that lampshade on your head!!!!It always makes me wonder how somebody could lose a shoe on the road.
If you lose your shoes at midnight, you're drunk.
Wifey got wild n chased me round the corral
She wasn't trying that hard and when he stopped so she could, she actually back pedaled.Did you let her catch you?
I bet you a drink or two that I can make you, put that lampshade on your head!!!!
Let her? She's a demon!!!!!!!!Did you let her catch you?
hopefully it wont hurt when you pee or you'll have bigger problems.If you lose your shoes at midnight, you're drunk.
Oh, if I had a nickel for every......No, what I meant was, you're a degenerate!!The answers first...
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The Questions now...
Ever woke up and your underwear was missing?
Ever woke up with pair of ladies undergarments wrapped around your neck?
Did you decide that it is in your best interest to quit drinking Tequila?