Witten shaved his head

[DFWJC]

Looks good

 

[Super_Kazuya]

I could be wrong but I never thought he was trying to hide it before TV? Some of these people on Twitter are trying to make him seem all vain or something but I always thought it was mandated from ESPN (which is weird in itself in 2018, but that’s another story...)

 

[Redball Express]

I actually suggested this a few weeks back.

Also suggested he grow a Fue Manchu to make him look meaner.

I believe from the picture..he read my post.

 

[Redball Express]

I’m in my 30s and have hair down my back I hope it stays that way at 40

Me, too.

And just turned 66.

My whole professional life in real estate and mortgage brokering...clean cut was mandatory.

Once I had my stroke 3 years ago I had a brain surgery and they shaved my head.after that..I kissed the barber goodbye.

Got a ponytail now and just like the relaxed feel.

Only issue is I have to comb it 3 or 4 times a day to stay neat but no biggie. Now I pay attention to the haircare commercials..

Hey..things change.

 

[sunalsorises]

I hope he don’t take his helmet off On the sidelines

Someone may mistake him for a coach

Jadon Witten doesn’t wear a helmet. He just paints the star on the side of his head.

 

[John813]

Dude needs to work a brilliant comb over. That's how you get ahead in the nation.

He could Make the Cowboys Great Again if he can master that

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

suckers

Who loves you baby!

 

[Typhus]

Who loves you baby!

Teddy loves you baby

 

[Qcard]

Welcome Home Witten..

They'll body shame during the transition but the Love Bald head gets is well worth the journey

 

[Vtwin]

An RKG would have the star tat on both sides of that dome and the stripe down the middle.

C'mon Witten. Step up!

 

[sunalsorises]

His shaved head looks better than the rug he was wearing...

Jason Witten’s toupee looked so bad because nothing, and I mean nothing, looks good trying to cover Jason Witten.

 

[TheCount]

I have no idea how these alpha males go into broadcasting and let someone talk them into putting a dead cat on their head.

You made your living hitting and being hit by other grown men, you think some fake hair magically turns you into a journalist?

 

[AzorAhai]

Yep, I did it a few years ago. Saves a lot on shampoo too!

What you save in shampoo you compensate and then some with razor blades, after shave and shaving cream. I thought I would save money being bald but nope lmao

 

[Redball Express]

Jason Witten’s toupee looked so bad because nothing, and I mean nothing, looks good trying to cover Jason Witten.

Oh boy.

The Man Love is in full bloom here.

 

[ksadler1]

Not everyone looks good without hair. Witten actually doesn't look bad...

 

[Roadtrip635]

Did ESPN at least let Witten's dog keep his hair?

 

[cern]

The shaved head look has been popular for years. DeMarcus ware. It's what's inside the head that matters. Really hoping Kellen Moore comes up with creative ways to use witten.

 

[JayFord]

The shaved head look has been popular for years. DeMarcus ware. It's what's inside the head that matters. Really hoping Kellen Moore comes up with creative ways to use witten.

Jet sweep!

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

Teddy loves you baby

70's TV was the best.

 

[G2]

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