Any news on how D Law’s surgery went?

[NorthwestDallas40]

Beyond the standard “it was a success.”? As I understand it, surgeon doesn’t know extent of damage (and possible length of recovery) until he gets in there.

 

[Ranching]

Beyond the standard “it was a success.”? As I understand it, surgeon doesn’t know extent of damage (and possible length of recovery) until he gets in there.

Garrett was spotted clapping, so I'm assuming it's bad!!

 

[dragon_mikal]

His arm fell off. He refused to have it reattached because he needs leverage for his last contract.

 

[CF74]

I heard he woke up, slapped the Dr, demanded more money, then went back to sleep...

 

[ItzKelz]

He will never walk again

 

[lkelly]

He's now female.

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

This thread is classic.

 

[Alexander]

I am sure it will be deemed successful.

You never hear OMG THE SURGEON WAS DRUNK AND HE CUT HIS ARM OFF.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

He got teleported to a different world.

 

[Corso]

I am sure it will be deemed successful.

You never hear OMG THE SURGEON WAS DRUNK AND HE CUT HIS ARM OFF.

I was about to say "Be so hilarious if that did happen though...", but then I realized nobody would laugh.
I hang my head in shame.

 

[ShortRound]

Labia Success.

 

[dallasdave]

Labia Success.

Good news

 

[dallasdave]

Garrett was spotted clapping, so I'm assuming it's bad!!

Maybe he was just trying to turn on the light to have a closer look at D-Law

 

[Corso]

Good news

Yes, Mr. Lawrence, we have recovered your womb.
Hot Boyz will bear children.

 

[Corso]

Labia Success.

You's a joyk.
Lol.

 

[dallasdave]

Yes, Mr. Lawrence, we have recovered your womb.
Hot Boyz will bear children.

Yes, Mr. Lawrence, we have recovered your womb.
Hot Boyz will bear children.

I just hope D-Law can still play football at the same high level after a surgery like this

Better get a second opinion Paging Dr. @waldoputty

 

[Corso]

I just hope D-Law can still play football at the same high level after a surgery like this

Better get a second opinion Paging Dr. @waldoputty

You and me both.
And Dr. Putty resides in the Sting Instructional of Tantrism.
Listen to every word he says.
Just ask Sting (the singer, not the wrestler- I know: not as exciting, but...).

 

[xwalker]

Beyond the standard “it was a success.”? As I understand it, surgeon doesn’t know extent of damage (and possible length of recovery) until he gets in there.

Dr. Cooper said he failed to do it correctly and is going retire immediately in shame from botching the surgery.

Dr. Cooper felt so bad that he gave DLaw a Bidet free of charge because as Dr. Cooper said "He'll need one now".

 

[conner01]

All jokes aside it will be interesting to find out if it was open or not

 

[stiletto]

He got sucked through the "Black Hole"....isn't that news today??