News: Peter King - Jerry Jones, Burning The Midnight Oil

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I have a Jerry Jones story for you.

At the Pro Football Hall of Fame ceremonies two weeks ago, Jones went to a couple of Friday night parties for the enshrinees, including Gil Brandt and the late Pat Bowlen. Those parties are swanky affairs, and Jones, who can converse with any person having even the slightest thing to do with the NFL, never short-shrifts a conversation or blows anyone off. He takes photos with anyone, talks to anyone. On this night, as every returning Hall of Famer does, Jones wore his Hall of Fame gold jacket with great pride. He never quite got to the buffet line at either party. He never ate dinner.

It got to be very late, around 3 a.m., and the parties were ending, and Jones said his goodbyes. Accompanied by veteran PR aide/wingman Rich Dalrymple, Jones got in his car. He was famished. So he stopped at a convenience store in Canton. This is not a sight often seen in a 24-hour food mart in Canton, Ohio—a Pro Football Hall of Famer in his Hall blazer coming in at 3 in the morning. Jones asked the gal at the place, Would it be possible to put a couple of those hot dogs on the grill for me? Well, yes. Yes it would. So Jones and Dalrymple waited a few minutes for the dogs to get cooked on one of those circular grills that keeps hot dogs hot and blistered for hours, and Jones paid for them, and they got back in the car. Then the Dallas owner proudly wearing his Hall of Fame blazer ate dinner. At 3:30 a.m., a couple of fast-food hot dogs can be quite delicious for a starving man, even a yellow-jacketed one.
 

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If Jerry asked me to cook him a hotdog at 3:30am I would lean in at the counter stare him straight in his red glazed eyes and say “Oh these hotdogs are for owners who can win a superbowl in the 21st century now leave before I call the cops and tell them you exposed yourself in my parking lot”
 

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'Gal' :rolleyes:

My question is whether the store attendant working in the middle of the night at a convenience store in Ohio even recognized him? I doubt it. Of course, it is highly likely Jones mesmerized her with tales of how he won three Super Bowls in the time it took for the dogs to cook.
 

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He is a down to Earth billionaire. No denying that when it comes to Jerry Jones.

The story seems all too familiar to me after I had a few earlier in the evening. Gotta put something on the stomach before heading to bed. Greasy pizza or hot dogs will do the trick.
 
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If I went to a 7-11 at 3:00 am and asked the girl to heat my hotdog, I’d end up in jail.

Lol...who's to say that Jerry didn't say it with a wry smile and a wink? If it weren't for that gold jacket and that limitless bank account, ol' Jerrah would be in jail too AsthmaField.
 

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If I was JJ then I would be in a limo and have them swing into a 24 hour burger place.
 

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'Gal' :rolleyes:

My question is whether the store attendant working in the middle of the night at a convenience store in Ohio even recognized him? I doubt it. Of course, it is highly likely Jones mesmerized her with tales of how he won three Super Bowls in the time it took for the dogs to cook.

Are you triggered by the term 'gal'? Smh.
I'm thinking the HOF jacket on a man in his 70s with a southern accent might've tipped her off.
Hell, she was probably at the parade. Canton is as "small town" as it gets.
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I have a Jerry Jones story for you.

At the Pro Football Hall of Fame ceremonies two weeks ago, Jones went to a couple of Friday night parties for the enshrinees, including Gil Brandt and the late Pat Bowlen. Those parties are swanky affairs, and Jones, who can converse with any person having even the slightest thing to do with the NFL, never short-shrifts a conversation or blows anyone off. He takes photos with anyone, talks to anyone. On this night, as every returning Hall of Famer does, Jones wore his Hall of Fame gold jacket with great pride. He never quite got to the buffet line at either party. He never ate dinner.

It got to be very late, around 3 a.m., and the parties were ending, and Jones said his goodbyes. Accompanied by veteran PR aide/wingman Rich Dalrymple, Jones got in his car. He was famished. So he stopped at a convenience store in Canton. This is not a sight often seen in a 24-hour food mart in Canton, Ohio—a Pro Football Hall of Famer in his Hall blazer coming in at 3 in the morning. Jones asked the gal at the place, Would it be possible to put a couple of those hot dogs on the grill for me? Well, yes. Yes it would. So Jones and Dalrymple waited a few minutes for the dogs to get cooked on one of those circular grills that keeps hot dogs hot and blistered for hours, and Jones paid for them, and they got back in the car. Then the Dallas owner proudly wearing his Hall of Fame blazer ate dinner. At 3:30 a.m., a couple of fast-food hot dogs can be quite delicious for a starving man, even a yellow-jacketed one.

Hell yeah. I like to put onion, jalapenos, chilli and nacho cheese on mine, right before I have my myocardial infarction.

JJ gets trashed on here, but yeah it would be a highly entertaining night to hang with the old wild catter.
 
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