For fun: What’s your best Zeke Conspiracy

[coult44]

Having some fun with friends today and this came up. This whole Zeke preseason debacle has been ordered by Roger Goodall . It’s punishment for the Las Vegas incident. What’s some of the conspiracy theories you’ve heard or believe yourself?

There are a lot of serious Zeke threads. Take a break and have fun...But at the same time, make us believe in your theory.

 

[JayFord]

I have this crazy theory zeke is the best running back in the league

 

[Hardline]

My conspiracy theory is the doctors injected Ewok DNA in Zeke's mother before birth.

 

[lane]

My conspiracy theory is the doctors injected Ewok DNA in Zeke's mother before birth.

 

[aria]

My conspiracy theory is the doctors injected Ewok DNA in Zeke's mother before birth.

Huh, you really think that’s a conspiracy?

 

[RodeoJake]

Zeke is an extraterrestrial

 

[aria]

I would hope it’s a conspiracy that Zeke only carries purses because the purse companies pay him to but I think he actually just likes to carry purses.

 

[Hardline]

I would hope it’s a conspiracy that Zeke only carries purses because the purse companies pay him to but I think he actually just likes to carry purses.

 

[RodeoJake]

Put a wide strap on that thing and call it a saddlebag

 

[Bigdog]

Didn’t like the grind of training camp and thinks preseason game especially the 4th on are meaningless so why even risk it.

 

[Air Force One]

This whole thing is being engineered by the deep state. It's a false flag operation to keep us from realizing we never landed on the moon.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Having some fun with friends today and this came up. This whole Zeke preseason debacle has been ordered by Roger Goodall . It’s punishment for the Las Vegas incident. What’s some of the conspiracy theories you’ve heard or believe yourself?

There are a lot of serious Zeke threads. Take a break and have fun...But at the same time, make us believe in your theory.

I finally got a top 2 pick in my fantasy football draft. I went ahead and drafted Zeke but all this has caused my blood pressure to go up.

 

[JBond]

I finally got a top 2 pick in my fantasy football draft. I went ahead and drafted Zeke but all this has caused my blood pressure to go up.

Win a couple leagues and all of a sudden I am drafting 9th.

 

[3rd_n_inches]

I finally got a top 2 pick in my fantasy football draft. I went ahead and drafted Zeke but all this has caused my blood pressure to go up.

I was #3 and took Kamara

My Zeke conspiracy goes a little something like this....Zekes real dad is Dennis Rodman

 

[Melonfeud]

Having some fun with friends today and this came up. This whole Zeke preseason debacle has been ordered by Roger Goodall . It’s punishment for the Las Vegas incident. What’s some of the conspiracy theories you’ve heard or believe yourself?

There are a lot of serious Zeke threads. Take a break and have fun...But at the same time, make us believe in your theory.

Pretty sure PAPPY ELLIOTT had already broke wide with his pea-brained blather of this planned "Hold-out" long b-4 Zeke had to have that "sit down face to face" with the contemptible commissioner of the league, so that would kinda' just naturally of shot yer'& yer'friends C.T. grounds for the threads O.P. plumb fulla' holes,just saying, bro.

"Zeke had once damn ner' O.D.'d on
" flintstone chewable multi- vitamins " eating three full jars of them while he was really,really stoned & having the munchies,,, back while he was in high school & ever since then he's always kinda' yabba-dabba doo'd when he'd of been far better off to of yabba dabba don't ,,,

 

[Vinnie2u]

He’s a ancient alien. Saw it on tv. A guy with crazy hair said so.

 

[Melonfeud]

I was #3 and took Kamara

My Zeke conspiracy goes a little something like this....Zekes real dad is Dennis Rodman

lmao

*I seriously bellowed out laughing seeing that

 

[Flamma]

This entire holdout is staged and Zeke is being paid to do it. It's created drama to keep the Cowboys relevant through the off season. He'll be back for week 1 and be paid what they agreed upon months ago.

 

[3rd_n_inches]

lmao

*I seriously bellowed out laughing seeing that

Lol I chuckled reading it back to myself then again Zeke does look like the result of accidentally eating multiple bottles of flintstone chewables after ripping a huge bong hit

 

[HardHittin'Witten]

He’s a ancient alien. Saw it on tv. A guy with crazy hair said so.