Twitter: Jerry Jones (and Johnnie Walker Blue) on Bourbon Street with Cowboys Fans

[cowboy_ron]

I think Jerry just found out it's hotter that a SOB in New Orleans. Wearing a suit down Bourban St. in 80% humidity...I'm worried the old guy just might not make it out. That humidity is no joke...w/ the smell of piss and puke...I guess everyone should visit there @ least once...but do it while your young.

And no beads...

Jerry...you gotta try harder man. I figure w/ a wallet like that...they might have to send out a search party to find you...you would be burried so deep.

Humidity in Houston seems bad.....until you go to New Orleans.

 

[Melonfeud]

What a life...

WoW,,,how frickin' Stone Cold EXTRA AWESOMELY RIGHTOUS is that, on the ATOMIC SCALABILITY UPPER LIMITS RATING, anyway??????

* That's my FOOTBALLIN' DAD(that I'd "reversely" adopted ,a long while back) out there, putting that BigDawgPersona out on the Promenade,feller's

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[Melonfeud]

Jerry is the same big Cowboys fan today as he was when I met him at the top of the escalator at the Marriott Marquis in Atlanta back in 1989 as the team that he had just bought arrived on the team bus from the airport. He was like if you are a fan of his team then you were a friend of his.

Rock Solid & Right-0n REPORTING, my Friend!


*Following,,,now*

 

[Melonfeud]

Baller

,,,Er,,, that fond labelled nickname, shall henceforth & fer'ever more, be prepositioned in any future referencing in conjunction of the FOOTBALL DAD,,,, Forewithly be in an preceedingly affixed front running addendum of: " long - Slide w/ combat competition Wolff recoiling upgraded springs, pins& ported/ polished internal badassery assembled VICTORY Casing-Liner,,,"HARD-BALLER" limited edition, Model# 1 ( sadly, of only the One known model to currently be available to APPRECIATE)

 

[lopey]

Jeruh loves the attention

 

[Melonfeud]

Jeruh loves the attention

Ya know,,,,there ,Rowdy unit# 2,713?
FOOTBALL DAD really is yer' fatherly creator, whose, by his sole decreed command, formulated yer' forum's very operational casing-liner ,of which yer' conducting this un-american& quite frankly, heathenistaclly Charles Manson sorta' flea bite attack on a fellow pre-game reveler,,,, I'll wager there's some form of deeper& far more darker of underlying societal maladjustment tween yer' foam rubber Facsmilely of "ears",,,just saying,bro,

 

[panchucko]

I think it’s cool of Jerry to mingle with the fans.
He did it in Cincinnati a few years back

 

[acr731]

WoW,,,how frickin' Stone Cold EXTRA AWESOMELY RIGHTOUS is that, on the ATOMIC SCALABILITY UPPER LIMITS RATING, anyway??????

* That's my FOOTBALLIN' DAD(that I'd "reversely" adopted ,a long while back) out there, putting that BigDawgPersona out on the Promenade,feller's

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I just hope he drunkenly admitted that Garrett sucks and he has no intention of keeping him. Kind of like how he drunkenly admitted why he hired Bill Parcels - because he needed fan support to build his stadium, not because he wanted to win.

 

[acr731]

* Ya really ought'ta look into upgrading from the red label to the black label,Friend! As it's advisement is drawn from my previously experienced and most learnered of vastly wizend opined observations concerning this uniquely particular& long studied subject matter,,, as you'll not regret the obvious & distinct upgrade in the aged quality of product

So I can spend $200 or $25 and get the same, toilet hugging, result. Look at it this way - at $200 a pop you get to blow chunks just once. At $25 a pop you can do it 8 times and not feel like you just wasted $200.

 

[Point-of-the-Star]

Hope he’s not hung over tomorrow night

He'll treat the hangover . . . with more Johnny Walker Blue !

His induction at the HOF reminded me of sitting next to the classic drunk loudmouth that needs to be the center of attention. He was about 2 sheets into the wind . . . not quite to gloryland yet.

 

[Point-of-the-Star]

I keep hearing about this Johnny Walker Blue. I've had it. I can tell you right now it's not worth 200 bucks a bottle. It's good stuff I'll admit. Just not 200 dollars a bottle good.

Then try the Balvenie 18 year. Or you may not be a scotch guy. I prefer bourbon myself.

 

[nightrain]

and they threw a freakin' parade!

 

[risco]

That damn Jer- he’s the man!

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

Expensive liquor

So I can spend $200 or $25 and get the same, toilet hugging, result. Look at it this way - at $200 a pop you get to blow chunks just once. At $25 a pop you can do it 8 times and not feel like you just wasted $200.

$200 is nothing for Jerry. Good to see him out with the common folk.

 

[Melonfeud]

I just hope he drunkenly admitted that Garrett sucks and he has no intention of keeping him. Kind of like how he drunkenly admitted why he hired Bill Parcels - because he needed fan support to build his stadium, not because he wanted to win.

Yeah,,,& ,,,I'm seemingly suppressing the faintist twinge of regret in my signing-off& filing the inner lameness & suckage residing within yer' casing-liner into that fully fledged levelled A.O. of admired friendship & mutual respect,,,though,,,,if I act FEUDIAN FAST, perhaps, I possibly could render my prior post pertaining totthe refineed qualities of Scottish highlander brigands designer elixir,,, null & void fer' the hereby remrered null& void jizzle breath it was most fortuitously previously presented to,,, ****in' s*** fer' brains $*** head

 

[Melonfeud]

So I can spend $200 or $25 and get the same, toilet hugging, result. Look at it this way - at $200 a pop you get to blow chunks just once. At $25 a pop you can do it 8 times and not feel like you just wasted $200.

Yer' pretty much that epitomized poster boy fer' that face down in the saloon's closest corner spitoon afore the sun even fully sets ,,,eh? ,,,puke boy,of Lite wieght gooberdoms octarian hurler tribe???,,,yer' hereby girlishly zero valued&wisely ignored views ,,,are hereby& more than likely fixing to be enacted

 

[Manwiththeplan]

Hope he’s not hung over tomorrow night

I can’t say I’ve ever been hungover the next night...

 

[IAmLegend]

Old man drinking like a sailor. We all know Jerrah can party with the best of ‘em too. This was on Bourbon Street back in 2013.

 

[Runwildboys]

LOL. He looks a bit wobbly there. Must be having a good time.

He's pretty old too. That might have as much to do with it as he JWB.

 

[Jake]

I think Jerry just found out it's hotter that a SOB in New Orleans. Wearing a suit down Bourban St. in 80% humidity...I'm worried the old guy just might not make it out. That humidity is no joke...w/ the smell of piss and puke...I guess everyone should visit there @ least once...but do it while your young.

And no beads...

Jerry...you gotta try harder man. I figure w/ a wallet like that...they might have to send out a search party to find you...you would be burried so deep.

Pretty sure he was wearing that same suit at the A&M-Arkansas game yesterday. Must've taken the chopper to the airport, got on the private jet and cracked open a bottle.