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Reverend Conehead

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Ha ha ha ha, I had seen his first video, but I didn't realize he had done a followup. I love when life is made miserable for the porch pirate scumbags. Did you notice the one dude is a liar in addition to being a thief? He said, "I bought you some Bose headphones, some really good ones." That's two lies in one short sentence. He didn't buy her headphones. And he doesn't know if they're any good. How much do you want to bet most thieves are also liars.

When I was a kid, I had sadly moved thousands of miles away from my home town where I had always lived and was feeling super bummed out. It was summer, so I got to spend a whole summer without having made any friends. But my friends back home were thinking of me. They sent me a package. They had recorded cassette tape of them cutting up and doing all kinds of crazy stuff. And they took a bunch of crazy photos of themselves doing all kinds of goofy stuff. It was sure to have me rolling on the floor laughing, as my friends knew exactly what was funny to me. Unfortunately, my description is only based on how my best friend described it to me over the phone. I never got the package. I always assumed the postal service lost it, and that may in fact be what happened. However, I'm starting to realize, I may have been the victim of a porch pirate, or a mailbox pirate. People who go around neighborhoods looking for packages to steal are total pieces of trash. That package wasn't worth much money, but it would have been invaluable to me in the loneliest summer of my life.

But it's why I enjoy seeing porch pirates get their butts handed to them all the more. Here's a video where the cops get in on the action. Their device doesn't explode glitter or shoot farts spray, or blast poop. It may not be as humorous, but it's even better. It gets the thieves arrested.

 
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