Happy End of Garrett Era Day!

Manster_Mash

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What are you doing to observe / celebrate?

I think I'm getting a pinata from the store, pinning a pic of Garrett's face to it, and inviting the neighborhood children over to take turns beating it. Might fill it with marshmallows, since that seems appropriate for him and this team.
 

acr731

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Has there been a press release from Jerry? No? Then the Garrett era hasn't officially ended. You better hope that Dallas loses or Philly wins. Should Dallas back into a playoff spot you can count on Jerry churning the excuse machine yet again.

I like the pinata idea, but I have a better one for you - put a photo of Garrett inside your toilet bowl for obvious reasons.
 
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JohnsKey19

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Still have a sinking feeling something silly will happen here. If it's not Garrett returning, something like a hire from within or a hire from Cowboys yesteryear. Don't exhale just yet...
 

Cwby41

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You guys would take the fun out of a parade Let us dream and have some hope that today is the last day of this era. Jerry mistakenly hires the right coach, becaus he obviously cant do it on purpose and we move into the next decade with good decision makers. I for one cant wait to hear tha the entire coaching staff has been let go. If it takes a loss to the skins at home to get this done so be it.
 

Alexander

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What if Jason Witten is the next head coach and we have to give him a decade because he's a head coach in training?
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Rayman70

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Too early..........Jerry could still do something stupid......like keep him.............we've seen Jerry do many stupid things over the years
or promote him "re-assigning" him to a upper management gig. lol..which means he would be in the ear of JJ and McClay about our players and team. lol..translation...we would hire another Puppet HC.
 

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You guys are so way off...Yes it is the end of an era, and it will begin by hiring the dude whose team gave us 655 pts last night, lol. Will give us something to ponder the next bunch of months leading up to training camp. Media snots will be able to continue to feast upon our coaching decisions well into next season
 

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What are you doing to observe / celebrate?

I think I'm getting a pinata from the store, pinning a pic of Garrett's face to it, and inviting the neighborhood children over to take turns beating it. Might fill it with marshmallows, since that seems appropriate for him and this team.

May want to pick up one with Jerry's face on it, for when he signs Garrett to an extension right after the game. And also get that bottle of Tequila right next to it. You will need that to (for yourself, not the kids).
 
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