I'm madly in love with the Seascanner woman

[CouchCoach]

There's this site where you can look up info on cruise ships and find out where the ships are, etc. They have this photo of this really enthusiastic woman on their page. She looks perfect. I've decided I'm madly in love with her and am going to start stalking her with the goal of marrying her and having 14 kids with her. Here she is.

She's perfect, right? I should dedicate my life to getting together with her, shouldn't I? I'm looking for that kind of enthusiasm for life.

I love any woman that plays "Pull My Finger". And is that enthusiastic when someone does!

 

[Runwildboys]

First you're time traveling for women and now looking up cruise line tourist guides? There's a large portion of the internet I think you're missing out on.

And he should really invest in a diary.

 

[Chrispierce]

Loooool!! That’s hilarious...you guys comparing ad girls. Still like to party once with Flo of progressive.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Loooool!! That’s hilarious...you guys comparing ad girls. Still like to party once with Flo of progressive.

Oh, yeah, the Progressive Lady is hot. I also really liked Kim Alexis. Back in the 90s, she was the Monistat 1 Lady. She was wonderfully elegant and talented in the way she explained how to cure a yeast infection. I was madly in love with her.

 

[Chrispierce]

Oh, yeah, the Progressive Lady is hot. I also really liked Kim Alexis. Back in the 90s, she was the Monistat 1 Lady. She was wonderfully elegant and talented in the way she explained how to cure a yeast infection. I was madly in love with her.

Yeaaaaah,the whole weather channel /city hall girl look!!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Yeaaaaah,the whole weather channel /city hall girl look!!

Yeah, it was hot, wasn't it? I also had the hots for the Sprint Lady in the 90s. I never did find out her name, but the way she put her fingers all over that phone .... mmmmmmmmmm. Such a sweetie.

 

[Chrispierce]

Yeah, it was hot, wasn't it? I also had the hots for the Sprint Lady in the 90s. I never did find out her name, but the way she put her fingers all over that phone .... mmmmmmmmmm. Such a sweetie.

The Sprint lady....looool. You got a trading card collection going.

 

[Runwildboys]

I can't keep up.
time machines.
fighting dragons.
french ******.
selling trains.
now commercial actors.

you are a force of nature.

He's got such a high thread count, his name should be Egyptian cotton.

 

[pjtoadie]

Has anyone seen The Office? This reminds me of the episode when Michael Scott tries to find the model in the office supply magazine lol.

 

[nobody]

Whoah. You weren't kidding about your AT&T girl. Man.

Either that's photoshopped, or she has the most weirdly tiny neck I've ever seen.

 

[nobody]

There's this site where you can look up info on cruise ships and find out where the ships are, etc. They have this photo of this really enthusiastic woman on their page. She looks perfect. I've decided I'm madly in love with her and am going to start stalking her with the goal of marrying her and having 14 kids with her. Here she is.

She's perfect, right? I should dedicate my life to getting together with her, shouldn't I? I'm looking for that kind of enthusiasm for life.

The Loch Ness monster called. She wants her rubber ducky back. She also said to stop stalking Bigfoot and that it's creepy.

 

[BigStar]

And he should really invest in a diary.

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