Do You Think Dak Prescott Cares?

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Do you think I care the Cowboys signed Andy Dalton? Andy Dalton is red head just like Jason Garrett and we all know how mediocre red heads are hot once and then freckle under pressure.

Do you think I care Jerry Jones slap a franchise tag on me? You have a league MVP QB that can't get a job and I have a $32M check made payable to me just waiting on me.

Do you think I care if the Cowboys rescind the franchise tag? I was born in Sulfur, LA. Do you know what Sulfur is? Then we moved on up to Haughton, LA. Do you know what Haughton is? I think I will be alright when Patriots, Raiders, Broncos, Jets, Bears, or even Garrett's Giants come calling with a bigger check.

Do you think I care about competition? I was 3 string in high school, became the starter and a 3 star recruit. I was 3rd string in college, became a honorable mention All American, All SEC, and led my team to a no.1 ranking first in school history. I was 3rd string in the Pros, became the starting QB of the Dallas Cowboys, rookie of the year, 3 time Pro Bowler, Playoff winner, and Romo Killer. Competition...Bring it!

Do you think I care about Cowboy fans hating on me for earning my money? I played on a rookie deal for 4 years, never had a losing season, went to 3 Pro Bowls, and 3 playoff games with a playoff win. I don't care, I just hiredTodd France and CAA to tell me "go get your money Lil Duffel bag boy".

Do you think I care about any of this football right now? I lost my mother in college, then went out an beat LSU in a comeback victory. I just lost my brother, so who do you think I will be dedicating this season too after my grief subsides? How do you think my other brothers in the Cowboys locker room will respond when I come in to lead them after signing the largest contract for a QB in NFL history?

Do you think I care about what people say? I was working out in LA, Dallas, then with Dez getting flack about social distancing when I am a QB throwing the ball +20yds downfield. Got flack again when I had Zeke, who I was also working out with, and then had less than ten people eat food at my house. I just got a can of Lysol and sprayed.

Do you think I care? Yes. Only about winning because all I do is win from Jr. High to present NFL. I have never had a losing season as a starting QB. All I care about is winning and all I do is win...now listen to the fat man scream again...
 

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Do you think I care the Cowboys signed Andy Dalton? Andy Dalton is red head just like Jason Garrett and we all know how mediocre red heads are hot once and then freckle under pressure.

Do you think I care Jerry Jones slap a franchise tag on me? You have a league MVP QB that can't get a job and I have a $32M check made payable to me just waiting on me.

Do you think I care if the Cowboys rescind the franchise tag? I was born in Sulfur, LA. Do you know what Sulfur is? Then we moved on up to Haughton, LA. Do you know what Haughton is? I think I will be alright when Patriots, Raiders, Broncos, Jets, Bears, or even Garrett's Giants come calling with a bigger check.

Do you think I care about competition? I was 3 string in high school, became the starter and a 3 star recruit. I was 3rd string in college, became a honorable mention All American, All SEC, and led my team to a no.1 ranking first in school history. I was 3rd string in the Pros, became the starting QB of the Dallas Cowboys, rookie of the year, 3 time Pro Bowler, Playoff winner, and Romo Killer. Competition...Bring it!

Do you think I care about Cowboy fans hating on me for earning my money? I played on a rookie deal for 4 years, never had a losing season, went to 3 Pro Bowls, and 3 playoff games with a playoff win. I don't care, I just hiredTodd France and CAA to tell me "go get your money Lil Duffel bag boy".

Do you think I care about any of this football right now? I lost my mother in college, then went out an beat LSU in a comeback victory. I just lost my brother, so who do you think I will be dedicating this season too after my grief subsides? How do you think my other brothers in the Cowboys locker room will respond when I come in to lead them after signing the largest contract for a QB in NFL history?

Do you think I care about what people say? I was working out in LA, Dallas, then with Dez getting flack about social distancing when I am a QB throwing the ball +20yds downfield. Got flack again when I had Zeke, who I was also working out with, and then had less than ten people eat food at my house. I just got a can of Lysol and sprayed.

Do you think I care? Yes. Only about winning because all I do is win from Jr. High to present NFL. I have never had a losing season as a starting QB. All I care about is winning and all I do is win...now listen to the fat man scream again...


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Do you think I care the Cowboys signed Andy Dalton? Andy Dalton is red head just like Jason Garrett and we all know how mediocre red heads are hot once and then freckle under pressure.

Do you think I care Jerry Jones slap a franchise tag on me? You have a league MVP QB that can't get a job and I have a $32M check made payable to me just waiting on me.

Do you think I care if the Cowboys rescind the franchise tag? I was born in Sulfur, LA. Do you know what Sulfur is? Then we moved on up to Haughton, LA. Do you know what Haughton is? I think I will be alright when Patriots, Raiders, Broncos, Jets, Bears, or even Garrett's Giants come calling with a bigger check.

Do you think I care about competition? I was 3 string in high school, became the starter and a 3 star recruit. I was 3rd string in college, became a honorable mention All American, All SEC, and led my team to a no.1 ranking first in school history. I was 3rd string in the Pros, became the starting QB of the Dallas Cowboys, rookie of the year, 3 time Pro Bowler, Playoff winner, and Romo Killer. Competition...Bring it!

Do you think I care about Cowboy fans hating on me for earning my money? I played on a rookie deal for 4 years, never had a losing season, went to 3 Pro Bowls, and 3 playoff games with a playoff win. I don't care, I just hiredTodd France and CAA to tell me "go get your money Lil Duffel bag boy".

Do you think I care about any of this football right now? I lost my mother in college, then went out an beat LSU in a comeback victory. I just lost my brother, so who do you think I will be dedicating this season too after my grief subsides? How do you think my other brothers in the Cowboys locker room will respond when I come in to lead them after signing the largest contract for a QB in NFL history?

Do you think I care about what people say? I was working out in LA, Dallas, then with Dez getting flack about social distancing when I am a QB throwing the ball +20yds downfield. Got flack again when I had Zeke, who I was also working out with, and then had less than ten people eat food at my house. I just got a can of Lysol and sprayed.

Do you think I care? Yes. Only about winning because all I do is win from Jr. High to present NFL. I have never had a losing season as a starting QB. All I care about is winning and all I do is win...now listen to the fat man scream again...


Did Dak say or write this or is this someone trying to put words in his mouth?
 

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After reading all that, I'm somewhat exhausted. Dak does have his fans, huh?

I doubt he would've signed off on all those creative ravings, tho!
I guess isolation takes it's toll on all of us. :muttley:
 
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The offseason & now quarantine. It's a double whammy for the Zone. :lmao:
I just took this as funny and humorous.

You mean it's not what they call satire?

This is supposed to be critical of everyone?

Dang..

My really bad.

I will give the poster credit for originality.

Creative writing was always my favorite exercise in HS. It got the bile flowing and let the mind fantasize.

One day this will all be over. Until the next QB does this to us and the next pandemic wipes out our whole country.

Till that day comes..

We good.
 
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A month after he signs no one this will all die down and we will move on to something or someone else. Until the team loses a game. Then it’s I told you so and he is over paid.
 
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