Jerry on Wagons

75boyz · Oct 9, 2020

JIMMYBUFFETT said:
Wagon Master = McCarthy, though I'd say he looks more like a chuckwagon cook.

Telling the wagons back East they're going to California = Telling the team they're going to the playoffs, even if they have to win 7 games to get it done.

Burning some wagons for firewood = Obviously he's equating foundational type players players like Collins and Smith to that of smoldering kindling. Nice touch Jerry. Let's hope Gregory doesn't misinterpret.

We'll lose a lot of you here that are listing to me = What?

People will be born on the way = Players and rookies who wouldn't start on any other team will be forced into action and furthermore into embarrassment on our way to 7 wins.

We'll float the Mississippi River with some of these wagons = We'll squeak out 7 wins and back our way into the playoffs with exactly the same players you see before you now.

I'm going to be there in California = He will be there, but instead of the wagon he'll be on a $250 million super yacht named Bravo Eugenia smelling salt air rather than horse poop.

I hope you're there with me = He truly does hope you're there, but you're pocket book must be included.

That's kind of our team = Yep

And we get to California = 7-9 wildcard birth and a first round bounce by the Chicago Bears.

Masterfully done man. Very nice job. And very accurate to boot, lol.

Go Cowboys

JW82 · Oct 9, 2020

ShortRound131 said:
I don't know, I read it twice. Someone translate?

Ok, Now I completely see the direction with this team....

ShortRound · Oct 9, 2020

JIMMYBUFFETT said:
Wagon Master = McCarthy, though I'd say he looks more like a chuckwagon cook.

Telling the wagons back East they're going to California = Telling the team they're going to the playoffs, even if they have to win 7 games to get it done.

Burning some wagons for firewood = Obviously he's equating foundational type players players like Collins and Smith to that of smoldering kindling. Nice touch Jerry. Let's hope Gregory doesn't misinterpret.

We'll lose a lot of you here that are listing to me = What?

People will be born on the way = Players and rookies who wouldn't start on any other team will be forced into action and furthermore into embarrassment on our way to 7 wins.

We'll float the Mississippi River with some of these wagons = We'll squeak out 7 wins and back our way into the playoffs with exactly the same players you see before you now.

I'm going to be there in California = He will be there, but instead of the wagon he'll be on a $250 million super yacht named Bravo Eugenia smelling salt air rather than horse poop.

I hope you're there with me = He truly does hope you're there, but you're pocket book must be included.

That's kind of our team = Yep

And we get to California = 7-9 wildcard birth and a first round bounce by the Chicago Bears.

lol Thank you. Best part:

People will be born on the way = Players and rookies who wouldn't start on any other team will be forced into action and furthermore into embarrassment on our way to 7 wins.

We'll float the Mississippi River with some of these wagons = We'll squeak out 7 wins and back our way into the playoffs with exactly the same players you see before you now.

cowboyec · Oct 9, 2020

Ranching said:
Makes sense to me. Gotta sacrifice some to get to the finish line. I speak cowboy.

DAMN RIGHT....'MERICA :starspin:

KingintheNorth · Oct 9, 2020

So the Dallas Cowboys are the Donnor Party?

Of the 87 members of the party, 48 survived the ordeal. Historians have described the episode as one of the most spectacular tragedies in California history, and in the entire record of American westward migration.

Cool.

Ranching · Oct 9, 2020

KingintheNorth said:
So the Dallas Cowboys are the Donnor Party?

Of the 87 members of the party, 48 survived the ordeal. Historians have described the episode as one of the most spectacular tragedies in California history, and in the entire record of American westward migration.

Cool.

Damn! Some people are so frikkin touchy and sensetive. Cool......

Praxit · Oct 9, 2020

....what I'm getting from that statement. The players are the wagons. Maybe, MM is convincing him certain players just don't cut it. California is the championship or SB.

cowboyec · Oct 9, 2020

'Merica's Team :flagwave:

Jake · Oct 9, 2020

ShortRound131 said:
I don't know, I read it twice. Someone translate?

This team will be lucky to reach the Mississippi.

darthseinfeld · Oct 9, 2020

ShortRound131 said:
I don't know, I read it twice. Someone translate?

Jones interpreting Switzer is a guaranteed trainwreck

garyo1954 · Oct 9, 2020

He got drunk and played "Oregon Trail."

fivetwos · Oct 9, 2020

THIS is the face of the franchise.

I'm completely embarrassed and have no idea how the rest of you arent.

People in the league must laugh hysterically at this guy and pray he never quits. One team they will never need to worry about.

Beyond a joke...and he thinks he all clever and cute and of course...."a football guy"

Typhus · Oct 9, 2020

Zman5 said:
So Jerry and Barry are going to Cali to find more G-holes? Will they be circumcising more mosquitoes in their wagon?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbillies

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Big_D · Oct 9, 2020

You leave with say 100 wagons and 50 of those don’t make it. The original plan was all 100 would make it, not everything goes according to plan!

IceStar-D7 · Oct 9, 2020

I'd pay Switzer real money to get a Wagon Train and come get Jerry and take him to an undisclosed area forever.

Silly · Oct 9, 2020

Lol..... his statement makes one wish for the Skins to scalp the Boys on Thanksgiving Day. Wagons, Cowboys, and Commanders... Oh my!

TwentyOne · Oct 9, 2020

ShortRound131 said:
I don't know, I read it twice. Someone translate?

Sell it JJ, sell it.

I dont believe you anymore! Id be happy if you think you burn my wagon or leave me in the ruiver.

In fact your wagon train is burning and i am leaving your sinking yacht.

You are nothing more than a merchandise selling machine. You are a fraud!

BBGTYCOON · Oct 9, 2020

stasheroo said:
Here's video of the interview segment:

tyke1doe · Oct 9, 2020

stasheroo said:
Here's video of the interview segment:

tyke1doe · Oct 9, 2020

Jake said:
This team will be lucky to BEAT Mississippi.

Fixed that for ya!

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