ST: Her fiancé dumped her via text, so she got revenge at Cowboys game

Floatyworm

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Who in their right mind...has purple hair?

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sbark said:
for sure....wonder how many couch potatoes who are waiting for the sex robot technology to give them a date are talking trash about her looks.
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I think she's hot, drop down grill and all.

And her being a Cowboys fan makes her hotter, like our resident Woody / Mamacita babes :)
 
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Staubacher said:
I think she's hot, drop down grill and all.

And her being a Cowboys fan makes her hotter, like our resident Woody / Mamacita babes :)
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Id discuss Cowboys formations, personnel and strategy with her.........but I'm happily married for 40 years, so salary cap would be off limits :)
 
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Lutonio said:
So some of you guys think you can do better than her? I admit I'm not a fan of the nose ring, but there's some harsh critics in here!
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Depends, how much you want to bet she has a Cowboys Star Tramp Stamp
 
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gmoney112 said:
She could probably be cute if she didn't have purple hair. What's up with that?

And everyone knows you get your gifts from your girlfriend BEFORE christmas, that way when you dump her on Christmas Eve you still got all your cool stuff and didn't have to spend any money.
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She's a hairstylist.. Her hair color is a walking advertisement.
 
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I had a girlfriend once who had strawberry blonde hair. She told me she'd dye it purple if she thought she could get away with it. I dumped her by text. It was less about the hair and more about her being a deceptive POS.
 
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mrmojo said:
I thought every guy knew to wait until after major holidays or birthdays to cut the cord...
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I thought mid-October was the rule. If not then you have to spend Halloween with them. Then it is Thanksgiving. After that you are spending all of Christmas and New Year's with them. Before you know it you are going out for a Valentine's Day dinner. Cut the cord before all that.
 
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joseephuss said:
I thought mid-October was the rule. If not then you have to spend Halloween with them. Then it is Thanksgiving. After that you are spending all of Christmas and New Year's with them. Before you know it you are going out for a Valentine's Day dinner. Cut the cord before all that.
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They don't call it cuffing season for nothing.
 
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