10 great ways to make the offseason go by faster

[CF74]

I bet this site anything that if I went to training camp as an extra kicker I would make more kicks from inside 40 yards than Maher. I'd be willing to bet my first gomeand my retirement account.

Do it

 

[IceBowler]

Forget about football entirely until mid August. It is not life. You do not have any say, impact or influence in preparation or outcome whatsoever.

Jerry's made money
The coaches, good or bad, got paid
The players, good or bad, got paid
None of these people will give you $4,000 to put braces on your kid's teeth - they don't care whether your kid's teeth are straight or, if your kid even has teeth

Enjoy what little time you've been given on this earth until it's time to move on then, if you so choose, start thinking about football because it's fun ... or at least it's supposed to be.
Give it all a rest - that's why it's called the ...

Off season.

 

[CWR]

Booooooooo!

 

[TimHortons]

You missed the NHL playoffs. Best postseason in sports, after the NFL of course