. he doesn't know a play design vs. a underwear design if his life depended on it.
That's an interesting analogy. Got me thinking, how could we equate Daks game to underwear design
I say, he's like a pair of boxers. Appears trendy and promises to perform well, but it doesn't take too long to figure out there's basically no real support to match the cool design on the outside, and before you know it the balls are careening off target in every which direction and in the end when you really need your boxers to really carry you, you're left hanging in the lurch
The good news is, I'm pretty sure it's either the fault of the designer of the boxers, or else inspector #85 is to blame. What I can tell you is, the boxers are impeccable and not to be criticized.