Hostile;3054335 said:
I wouldn't do it. Excuse the pun, no way in hell.
I don't need a single Super Bowl win to make me love this team. I'd rather have 13 years of contending for the Super Bowl than make that deal.
From 1966 through 1985 the Cowboys had 20 straight winning seasons. I am more proud of that than I am the 2 Super Bowl wins and the 5 appearances in that time frame.
Why? Well, maybe it's because every year there is a Super Bowl winner, but only 1 team has ever had 20 straight winning seasons.
I tell the Devil to go to hell and hope we win it on our merit without his deal. If we did win it after making that deal, people would say, "yeah, but they had to make a deal with the devil to do it."
I'd rather not win it, but have a team giving their absolute best to win one or more. That would make me happier.
Dear Devil, sir:
I have to say that Hostile's statements and feelings on this are not necessarily representative of all Zoners.
There are some of us who would make a deal with you like in a New Dork Minute. Further, I harbor no ill feelings toward you and what you have done to mankind cause maybe we had it coming. And you ultimately work for the the Lord, don't you? I mean without you there would be no need for the lord, right?
OK, keep us in mind, Dear Devil. I am your servant and anything you can make bad to happen to the rest of the NFL teams, well, I am wit you.
And please don't approach me individually cause I don't do well with evil firsthand, except for Zrinkill and I have already prayed to the lord to send him to he. . .heck and to burn for eternity and maybe as long as it takes for USPS to deliver a letter across the state.
Additionally, if you could win us two Super Bowls in a row, that would be swell. OK, take my soul now and take care of it because now I am souless though I don't feel no different.
Amen.
And I am sorry I went to confession all them times.