Juke99 said:
Calamari is great...but ya gotta stay away from those creepy crawly spindly leg things...
:ralph:
I could eat shellfish until I turned into one... in fact, I've got a story about eatin' crustaceans, from a younger day...
My best buddy, almost a brother, is a guy who stands about 6-4, and probably weighs 280... we can both do some serious eating... this one day, we decided to go eat at a Chesapeake Bay Seafood House, which featured an all you can eat menu in which you could order any entree of equal or lesser value than your original order for your second plate, your third, and so on... you could get Alaskan king crab legs, then shrimp boiled in beer, then linguini in white clam sauce, then crab cakes... you get the idea...
The only problem was, each plateful got progressively smaller, until by your 3rd or 4th go-round they were bringing you out like 3 shrimp... clearly, the idea was to make you too embarrassed to continue ordering...
Well, me and my buddy were the wrong two guys to try that ploy on, it was just about impossible to embarrass either one of us, so we just kept on ordering and ordering and ordering... we were polite about it, even friendly, but eventually the waitress got pissed, and told the assistant manager, and he came over to ask us what OUR problem was... I told him pretty much the same way I told you guys in this story, and said if they'd brought out normal sized portions, we probably would have had our fill by the 3rd plateful... again, I wasn't nasty or anything... we'd each had maybe 2 beers in the course of the meal, so we were hardly drunk, either...
The guy tore up our check, invited us to leave, and suggested we never return... we walked out of there laughing ourselves silly... best free meal I'd ever had in a restaurant... in fact, it was the ONLY free meal I've ever had in a restaurant...
Yes, I like crustaceans... another time, when I was younger still, the family went to a Red Lobster to celebrate my birthday... after a brief wait, a table came available, but I hung back, checking out the lobster tank... after a few minutes, my Dad came lookin' for me, and found me peering intently into the tank... he asked what I was doing, and I told him "I'm just waitin' for one of these lobsters to REALLY piss me off, that one's gonna be my dinner"...
He told that story many, many times between that day and the day he died, I don't think I ever cracked him up more completely...