Abercrombie & Fitch Offer to Pay Jersey Shore Star To Wear Another Brand

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ninja;4054126 said:
And speaking of T-shirts, I recently saw two kids about 10 and 12 yrs old with matching shirts that said "I got my crabs at Dirty Dick's (or something to that effect). They were with their parents. No doubt the parents bought those shirts. What kind of parent buys that kind of shirt for their kids?

And how about those grown-up men wearing some T-shirt with a big Johnson reference. How do their wives let them wear that in public with their children right next to them?

And then some golf-loving guy sitting near me on an airplane had a T-shirt that said "Your hole is my Goal." Although, I guess that ain't too bad from the stuff that I have been seeing a lot of stuff people wear on airplanes. When did pajamas and slippers become acceptable attire for flying?

Ah. It's people like these that make me proudly wear my "Smile if you Swallow" shirt. It's one of my favorites 'cause there is no gimmicks about it. It means exactly what it sounds like.

Also there's my "Me, her, her friend" shirt with bathroom figures. And my "Getting it up, and in the hole" Golf shirt. Then there's the "From (Social Network Site that Rhymes with My Place) ******* to My place" shirt.

All of which I wear out with my Fiancee. Who thinks they are funny.

I do feel bad for the kids though. It pains me to think they might think sex isn't something to be shunned =(

:Edited due to not knowing certain social site names are blocked!
 

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Kangaroo;4054069 said:
Here is a review of her first book the guy talks about how he got dumber by the minute reading it

http://northernarizonanews.com/blog/2011/03/03/book-review-snookis-a-shore-thing/

Exert from the article

Memorable excerpts from the book include “Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.” Pure literary fusion right there.

:lmao2:

Yeah sounds like a winner book to me. Who hasn't shaken it so hard a fart slipped out?

I really hope her book didn't sell well, but something tells me with the Shore's fanbase, it probably has made her some decent cash.
 

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I flew in a suit once, but that was because it was a float plane to the Island for court. Damn it was uncomfortable. I could never see myself wearing a suit to fly overseas.
 

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Get a new, correctly fitting suit. A suit shouldn't be uncomfortable.
 

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Teren_Kanan;4054325 said:
Ah. It's people like these that make me proudly wear my "Smile if you Swallow" shirt. It's one of my favorites 'cause there is no gimmicks about it. It means exactly what it sounds like.

Also there's my "Me, her, her friend" shirt with bathroom figures. And my "Getting it up, and in the hole" Golf shirt. Then there's the "From (Social Network Site that Rhymes with My Place) ******* to My place" shirt.

All of which I wear out with my Fiancee. Who thinks they are funny.

I do feel bad for the kids though. It pains me to think they might think sex isn't something to be shunned =(

:Edited due to not knowing certain social site names are blocked!


>2011
>using my_space

i seriously hope you guys dont do this
http://i1138.***BLOCKED***/albums/n524/macazoe010/george.jpg

>2011
>not wearing Abercrombie over your luscious body to impress high school girls

i seriously hope you guys dont do this
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;4054162 said:
what is proper attire for flying? I laugh at the guys who wear suits and women dresses on planes. You are on a bloody plane on airlines that no longer provide meals, blankets or pillows. You should no longer worry what you wear or how you look on a plane. Lord knows the airline waitresses don't, they are all old and fat now.

So you reek of cologne and you're a sloppy dresser? I realize you're Canadian, but you still have to make an effort.
 

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I saw that guy on Jimmy Falon, who I like. But he's the guy who has made him sorta more famous than he would be by mocking his fist pump thing. But this character plays a good butt-of-the-joke, and turns it around to his benefit because he acts even more like a tool and his downward spiraling was funny. I wish I had a clip. A real tool sorta, but he's making money being a tool, I guess.

:lmao:
 

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CowboyMcCoy;4054417 said:
I saw that guy on Jimmy Falon, who I like. But he's the guy who has made him sorta more famous than he would be by mocking his fist pump thing. But this character plays a good butt-of-the-joke, and turns it around to his benefit because he acts even more like a tool and his downward spiraling was funny. I wish I had a clip. A real tool sorta, but he's making money being a tool, I guess.

:lmao:

Do you ever watch Jersey Shore? Its entertaining, the last show I watch on MTV....id watch Teen Mom if they had hot teen moms and threw in a lil breastfeeding, am i right?
http://i46.***BLOCKED***/albums/f116/w4rfrog00/george-1.jpg
 

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bbgun;4054404 said:
So you reek of cologne and you're a sloppy dresser? I realize you're Canadian, but you still have to make an effort.

I said no suit, not sloppy.

You know jeans/shorts can cost more than the $5.00 you spend on them at Salvation Army.
 

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808s&KobeSteaks;4054419 said:
Do you ever watch Jersey Shore? Its entertaining, the last show I watch on MTV....id watch Teen Mom if they had hot teen moms and threw in a lil breastfeeding, am i right?
http://i46.***BLOCKED***/albums/f116/w4rfrog00/george-1.jpg

No offense, but your shtick is getting old and was never funny to begin with.
 

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cowboyeric8;4054443 said:
No offense, but your shtick is getting old and was never funny to begin with.
http://i46.***BLOCKED***/albums/f116/w4rfrog00/50252_366754943046_4141775_n.jpg

most people on cowboys forum are older, parents just dont understand
 

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808s&KobeSteaks;4054452 said:
http://i46.***BLOCKED***/albums/f116/w4rfrog00/50252_366754943046_4141775_n.jpghttp://i46.***BLOCKED***/albums/f116/w4rfrog00/50252_366754943046_4141775_n.jpg

most people on cowboys forum are older, parents just dont understand

 

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DemonBlood;4054457 said:
<a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lghfpd0fix1qciojuo1_500.gif" target="_blank"><a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lghfpd0fix1qciojuo1_500.gif" target="_blank">

im at work and the internet filter blocked whatever you posted, was is it
>2011
>visiting tumblr instead of 4chan
i seriously hope you guys dont do this
http://i46.***BLOCKED***/albums/f116/w4rfrog00/george.jpg
 

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808s&KobeSteaks;4054464 said:
im at work and the internet filter blocked whatever you posted, was is it
>2011
>visiting tumblr instead of 4chan
i seriously hope you guys dont do this
http://i46.***BLOCKED***/albums/f116/w4rfrog00/george.jpg

[youtube]C7cgxqVR9Vo[/youtube]
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;4054442 said:
I said no suit, not sloppy.

You know jeans/shorts can cost more than the $5.00 you spend on them at Salvation Army.

I spend $12 on my Jeans new. They are comfortable and last longer than any of those freakin overpriced Jeans but that is me
 

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bbgun;4053702 said:
A&F's CEO looks ... different


Oh my... no WONDER their ads are so perverse...

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