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I think it should be legal to shoot people who drive to the front and cut in traffic. As a matter a fact, I think they should provide bulldozers at every cutting point so that the after the cutters have their heads blown off, someone can bulldoze their car and what is left of their carcass (depending on the weapon used) off the road so that traffic can keep flowing smoothly.
 

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nyc;4050436 said:
I think it should be legal to shoot people who drive to the front and cut in traffic. As a matter a fact, I think they should provide bulldozers at every cutting point so that the after the cutters have their heads blown off, someone can bulldoze their car and what is left of their carcass (depending on the weapon used) off the road so that traffic can keep flowing smoothly.

Don't seem severe enough to me :-D
 

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1. As you get older, you will start to see the positives of anarchy. that's unless you are a mouthy, pain in the arse short person.

2. Nobody will ever admit they were wrong more than 5% of the time.

3. Plenty of great things happen after midnight.

4. Being great at making yourself look busy and important is a better path to success than actually being busy and important.

5. Never trust a man who will not admit to liking pro wrestling at least once in their life.

6. A woman has never ran this country, but in reality they have ran the country for the last 30 years, nonstop.

7. When a person claims they are not racist, they will then go on to say the most horribly racist thing ever.

8. If you don't understand basic internet and e-mail functionality, you are a moron who should be thrown down a flight of stairs.

9. At least 80% of our society is hypocrites as their love for the internet and things like Facebook, Twitter, etc. contradicts how they used to mock the internet before 2003. They should be banned from the internet for 6-months and then forced to write an apology letter before being allowed back on.

10. You can officially do anything and if you become famous, you will be a household celebrity in 15 years. Look out for Casey Anthony doing Sprite commercials by 2019.







3JACK








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Yakuza Rich;4051000 said:
1. As you get older, you will start to see the positives of anarchy. that's unless you are [strike]a mouthy, pain in the arse short person[/strike] theogt.

Shortened for brevity. ;)
 

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I always wonder why morons will sit bumper to bumper for a mile long in the right lane when the left lane is still empty and absolutely open.

And if I'm in the right lane, I always let the guy in the left lane merge in front of me at the end.

I have no frustration at all then.

Think about it.
 

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WV Cowboy;4051073 said:
I always wonder why morons will sit bumper to bumper for a mile long in the right lane when the left lane is still empty and absolutely open.

And if I'm in the right lane, I always let the guy in the left lane merge in front of me at the end.

I have no frustration at all then.

Think about it.

If they would merge before going all the way to end there wouldn't be a slow because no one would have to slow down and let them in.
 

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Yakuza Rich;4051000 said:
5. Never trust a man who will not admit to liking pro wrestling at least once in their life.

:confused:
 

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nyc;4050436 said:
I think it should be legal to shoot people who drive to the front and cut in traffic. As a matter a fact, I think they should provide bulldozers at every cutting point so that the after the cutters have their heads blown off, someone can bulldoze their car and what is left of their carcass (depending on the weapon used) off the road so that traffic can keep flowing smoothly.

don't you live in NYC, if so, wouldn't the dead be piled higher than the Chrysler Building if that happened?
 

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WV Cowboy;4051073 said:
I always wonder why morons will sit bumper to bumper for a mile long in the right lane when the left lane is still empty and absolutely open.

And if I'm in the right lane, I always let the guy in the left lane merge in front of me at the end.

I have no frustration at all then.

Think about it.

I absolutely CAN NOT STAND people that try to zip all the way to the head of a line in the left lane, when there are tons of people waiting to take an exit or turn.

It's such a dick move, and I do NOT let those jerks merge in front of me, that's for damn sure. Not just because I care, but because I know I wouldn't want to be stuck in traffic waiting to turn and have someone ahead of me let a bunch of those jerks in and slow me down further.
 

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TheCount;4051504 said:
I absolutely CAN NOT STAND people that try to zip all the way to the head of a line in the left lane, when there are tons of people waiting to take an exit or turn.

It's such a dick move, and I do NOT let those jerks merge in front of me, that's for damn sure. Not just because I care, but because I know I wouldn't want to be stuck in traffic waiting to turn and have someone ahead of me let a bunch of those jerks in and slow me down further.

I usually give 'em the ol' one finger salute with a :D
 

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WV Cowboy;4051073 said:
I always wonder why morons will sit bumper to bumper for a mile long in the right lane when the left lane is still empty and absolutely open.

And if I'm in the right lane, I always let the guy in the left lane merge in front of me at the end.

I have no frustration at all then.

Think about it.

I have never understood why people would merge before they have to.
 

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WV Cowboy;4051073 said:
I always wonder why morons will sit bumper to bumper for a mile long in the right lane when the left lane is still empty and absolutely open.
Someone is watching you and he does not approve. :muttley:
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;4051277 said:
everyone has liked wrestling at least at some point in his/her life

I would say 'his' life over 'her' life. That's why I said 'never trust a man who will never admit to not liking pro wrestling once in their life.'

Pro wrestling is about basic conflict and simple resolution. Something that usually jives extremely well with young boys. There's something fishy if a man is unwilling to admit that. Or if they truthfully never liked pro wrestling, even as a kid, there's something fishy about that.

Stay away.





YR
 

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WV Cowboy;4051073 said:
I always wonder why morons will sit bumper to bumper for a mile long in the right lane when the left lane is still empty and absolutely open.

And if I'm in the right lane, I always let the guy in the left lane merge in front of me at the end.

I have no frustration at all then.

Think about it.

There's 2 reasons why I might do it.

1. There may be an accident ahead and I really don't feel like coming to a screeching halt and then have to sneak in front of a car.

2. Somebody may try and pull out into the left lane, not see me...accident.







YR
 

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Yakuza Rich;4051815 said:
There's 2 reasons why I might do it.

1. There may be an accident ahead and I really don't feel like coming to a screeching halt and then have to sneak in front of a car.

2. Somebody may try and pull out into the left lane, not see me...accident.

Obviously I am not talking about if there is an accident, .. I'm talking about, for example, the road sign says, "Left lane closes 1 mile", ... everybody starts hugging into the right lane immediately.

I don't get it.
 

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Yakuza Rich;4051808 said:
I would say 'his' life over 'her' life. That's why I said 'never trust a man who will never admit to not liking pro wrestling once in their life.'

Pro wrestling is about basic conflict and simple resolution. Something that usually jives extremely well with young boys. There's something fishy if a man is unwilling to admit that. Or if they truthfully never liked pro wrestling, even as a kid, there's something fishy about that.

Stay away.





YR

My friends and I were (and are) big boxing fans, because one of the guys I hung out had a father who was a professional boxing trainer.

We were taught early on to not like fake fighting. I don't hate wrestling, but I never got into it. FISHY, I know :)
 

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Yakuza Rich;4051808 said:
I would say 'his' life over 'her' life. That's why I said 'never trust a man who will never admit to not liking pro wrestling once in their life.'

Pro wrestling is about basic conflict and simple resolution. Something that usually jives extremely well with young boys. There's something fishy if a man is unwilling to admit that. Or if they truthfully never liked pro wrestling, even as a kid, there's something fishy about that.

Stay away.





YR

I have never liked wrestling, always looked stupid to me. I don't get fake fighting and men in spandex, maybe thats just me. Not bashing anyone who likes it, just not for me.
 

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cowboyeric8;4052543 said:
I have never liked wrestling, always looked stupid to me. I don't get fake fighting and men in spandex, maybe thats just me. Not bashing anyone who likes it, just not for me.

What do you think the NFL is? fake fighting in spandex.:lmao2:
 

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braw;4052616 said:
What do you think the NFL is? fake fighting in spandex.:lmao2:

Haha well football is a real sport, and there is a ball and pads involved.
 
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