After the game this Sunday, Joe Gibbs will refuse to ...

PeauxRouges

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... let go of Parcells hand. Gibbs will hang on, sporting a malicious grin on his face, squeezing Parcells' hands, and Parcells begins to grimace in pain.

After Parcells whispers a barely audible "uncle", Gibbs let's go, big grin still on his face turns to the crowd and yells "We swept them", and the crowd, not a single one of whom has left the stadium, goes bananas celebrating Dallas' playoff hopes going up in smoke.
 

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when we win, if gibbs does'nt shake parcells hand i say he should punch im right in his face for not being a man.



go back to nascar chump.
 

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You know being a troll is a very popular thing around here, you usually get very funny but degrading pic towards you.

Happy Holidays
 

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It's much more likely that after the game Gibbs will be crying about some call by the refs.
 

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PeauxRouges said:
... let go of Parcells hand. Gibbs will hang on, sporting a malicious grin on his face, squeezing Parcells' hands, and Parcells begins to grimace in pain.

After Parcells whispers a barely audible "uncle", Gibbs let's go, big grin still on his face turns to the crowd and yells "We swept them", and the crowd, not a single one of whom has left the stadium, goes bananas celebrating Dallas' playoff hopes going up in smoke.

hey man,drugs are illegal.:D
 

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Gibbs will refuse to speak to the refs because he still has these ridiculous conspiracy theories. Gibbs will then retire from football and go to a nut house.
 

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Parcells would beat Gibbs so bad, Gibbs will never complain about officiating again.
 

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Gibbs is a cry baby punk *****! At least we can all agree on that !
 

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Be a sport and shake the hand of Coach Parcells when he is beaten?

I agree.

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CanadianCowboysFan said:
At least the guy knows French as shown by his log in name.

Knows French AND is a Commanders fan......that makes him twice as bad.
 

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PeauxRouges said:
... let go of Parcells hand. Gibbs will hang on, sporting a malicious grin on his face, squeezing Parcells' hands, and Parcells begins to grimace in pain.

After Parcells whispers a barely audible "uncle", Gibbs let's go, big grin still on his face turns to the crowd and yells "We swept them", and the crowd, not a single one of whom has left the stadium, goes bananas celebrating Dallas' playoff hopes going up in smoke.
Joe Gibbs couldn't squeeze Bill Parcells' hand enough to make him grimace if he used an industrial vise.

In fact, he could use one of those car compacters from a junk yard and Bill wouldn't bat an eyelash.

What is more likely is Gibbs cries to Tags about calls again, and you Skins fans live the entire offseason off the two minutes at the end of Game One this year.

Because Game TWO is gonna make you all grimace.
 

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1) I almost hope that we win on a controversial call just so Gibbs can cry and whine and moan like a little b*(&()

2) I seriously doubt Joe will shake BP's hand after the game if we win

3) Joe's limp wrist and clammy, Palmolive hands could never squeeze BP's hand hard enough to make it painful
 

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LaTunaNostra said:
Joe Gibbs couldn't squeeze Bill Parcells' hand enough to make him grimace if he used an industrial vise.

In fact, he could use one of those car compacters from a junk yard and Bill wouldn't bat an eyelash.

What is more likely is Gibbs cries to Tags about calls again, and you Skins fans live the entire offseason off the two minutes at the end of Game One this year.

Because Game TWO is gonna make you all grimace.

I have to say, for having been a Jets fan a lot longer than a Cowboys fan, you deftly juggle the very difficult task of having equal and rabid passion for two teams in the same sport incredibly well! I can feel it seeping through all of your posts this week, it's quite inspiring.

Out of curiosity, do you get this way about Jets-Dolphins as well? (serious question)
 

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hahaha you said all the crowd would be there hhahahaha half of fed ex is gonna be cowboy fans so the other half (Commanders fans) will leave with 8 min left in the third as they have at every Boys vs. skins game i have ever been to.
 

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jcblanco22 said:
I have to say, for having been a Jets fan a lot longer than a Cowboys fan, you deftly juggle the very difficult task of having equal and rabid passion for two teams in the same sport incredibly well! I can feel it seeping through all of your posts this week, it's quite inspiring.

Out of curiosity, do you get this way about Jets-Dolphins as well? (serious question)
I hate the Dolphins, and their miserable fans. They are the only fanbase as great a bunch of rivals as the Skins fanbase. Not dumb as stumps like Bills and Eagles fans. Not snooty like Jints fans or vindictive, depraved monsters like Pats fans. Phins fans don't bother to actually come out for games, but they sure talk a great game of trash. :)

This is a week for passion, if ever there was one. We can still blow it, blow the whole shebang, and two weeks from tonight be in total despair. But last week's game, despite the D's issues, was positively thrilling. If the O can play that way, we can hang with any team.

I don't know about you, but I want a SHUT OUT of the Skins. And a shellacking of at least 30 points to ice the cake.

In their own house - zero, zip, nada, zilch, the goose egg, the royal nothing...then the 12th man will look, feel, and be...stunned. :D
 
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