What's absurd is your inability to admit that you don't properly understand what constitutes an assault...
No, it isn't, and no, it doesn't... battery means you BATTER someone, as in, you STRIKE them physically... it is a very specific term, aimed at a very specific offense...
Assaults most assuredly can be verbal, as in verbal intimidation...
Here's hoping you never try to float that argument in a court of law...
"Your honor, I don't care what the court says, I didn't assault that woman, I just screamed that I was gonna kill her"...
ROTFLMAO... what YOU think assault is doesn't really matter, does it??