An embarrassingly fun win, with reality fast approaching

erod

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Falcon fans are accustomed to this. Giving up seemingly insurmountable leads has become a trademark of Atlanta throughout Matt Ryan's career. Strangely, it never really seems like he's to blame, and yet there he is, a constant through them all.

The most notable, of course, was the cataclysmic 28-3 Super Bowl lead they enjoyed in the third quarter against New England. That took skill to lose that game. However, it wasn't an unusual feat for a club that routinely gives away games year after year after year. They look so good on paper at times, only to squander seasons away to 6-10 almost on a director's queue.

So there we were yesterday, a comedy of embarrassing errors by coaches and players alike, staring 0-3 right in the face, perhaps even 0-4 if the Browns are anything. They looked like junk on a stick. McCarthy said before the game they had a horrible week of practice, and it showed.

McCarthy made more dumb decisions yesterday than a season of Garrett. Zeke and Dak were fumbling balls like drunks taking wee-wees in the alley, then Dalton Schultz joined in on the parody. McCarthy had punters throwing to guys that don't have positions, then one-upped himself by by running up the middle on 4th and seemingly forever. He tripled down by going for two late and ruining the chance for a comeback.

Then Atlanta said, hold my beer.

Even before the twisting onsides debacle, Julio Jones dropped a perfectly thrown ball that would have iced the rout. Just inexplicably dropped it. This long after Dan Quinn had already strangely decided to go for two up 26-7. This game should have been put to bed.

Dallas scored a meaningless touchdown, setting up the impossible. An onside kick with today's rules makes them less than 1% successful.

Unless. The Falcons provided the unless.

What if your return team doesn't know the rules? Today's NFL players are notoriously ignorant when it comes to league history or game rules. (Would somebody please do the math for Pollard on returning kicks out of the end zone.) For some reason, players today don't seem to believe it's in their job description to know the rules of football.

Five Falcons just stood there. The ball wasn't hopping or doing crazy football bounces off its points. It was spinning smoothly with a slight curve toward that magical 10-yard come-and-get-me line for the Cowboys. And they just.....watched. Like it was going to take a hard left out of bounds or something. Like they had to let Dallas touch it first. Like they had money on the Cowboys to win.

They simply didn't know the rules. The most basic onsides rule at that. Then Goodwin, who slipped and dropped a poorly thrown ball earlier to help lose this game, pounced on it with no resistance. The Cowboys had just hit a royal straight on the river.

Ba-da-boom, ba-da-bing, and the always garbage Falcons defense watched Dallas go take a game it had no business even being it by then. Another day in Atlanta football. Falcons fans probably laughed. This was so Falcon.

What's left here in the aftermath is a Cowboys team that looks lost. This is a 6-10 type team that just got gifted a win, and hopefully a dose of reality. They aren't good.

Yes, the tackles will return. Adding Tyron and Collins, and replacing Williams with Leary, would do a lot fo the offense. Granted, but...that defense is a disaster. Pash rush is anemic again, the linebackers not named Joe Thomas are trash, and the secondary is lost in space outside of Diggs.

Yesterday was fun in the end, but when the euphoria wore off, a dark reality remained. Good teams will annihilate the Cowboys. If they don't get serious right now, they're headed for a beat down in Seattle. A number of much better teams await.

This coming Sunday will tell us the truth, whatever that is.
 

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That onside ball did make a crazy curve. For most of its spinning role it did look like it was not going to ever make 10 yards. And of course for a kick that doesn't make it 10 yards, by far the best response for the receiving team is to let it die rather than risk a scrum. I don't think the Falcons were damned by ignorance of the rules so much as surprised by an oddly curving trajectory that was only recognized too late.
 

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Yesterday was fun in the end, but when the euphoria wore off, a dark reality remained. Good teams will annihilate the Cowboys. If they don't get serious right now, they're headed for a beat down in Seattle. A number of much better teams await.

This coming Sunday will tell us the truth, whatever that is.


The NFL just doesn't work that way anymore.

Dallas has a lot of upside.

What worries me right now is the coaching decisions i'm seeing but Kellen Moore's play designs were much better yesterday and with Tempo added to that it was nothing short of incredible. We moved the ball at will.

Now don't fumble a million times.



Dallas can be as good as any team in the NFC. They play a top NFC team this week and if they beat them things change quick.

Things were looking horrible but we now have hope and a quick shot of momentum and I would be shocked to see them come out and play slow 1990's football this week.
 

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This defense is absolutely anemic. They made a few key stands to limit Atlanta to field goals, but yikes what an abysmal effort. Front to back. Jaylon and D Law should be charged for extortion for the contracts that they received.

Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but the only time I can ever remember a Marinelli defense giving up that many points as the Dallas DC was the stinker at Denver in 2017.
 

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I watched the Seahawks vs the Patriots. Seattle is the real deal. Their play was competent to outstanding on both sides of the ball. Our game with them next week will show us how we stack up with a real contender.
In true fashion we will compete or even beat Seattle and lose to a scrub team. I don’t put much stock into our wins or losses anymore unless we get to the playoffs.

Even last year we hung in there with the Pats and Saints but lost to the Jets and ended up 8-8.
 

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I watched the Seahawks vs the Patriots. Seattle is the real deal. Their play was competent to outstanding on both sides of the ball. Our game with them next week will show us how we stack up with a real contender.
Adams is amazing. Would have loved to see him in a DC uni., but spilled milk at this point. Watch #33 on Sea this Sunday.
 

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Falcon fans are accustomed to this. Giving up seemingly insurmountable leads has become a trademark of Atlanta throughout Matt Ryan's career. Strangely, it never really seems like he's to blame, and yet there he is, a constant through them all.

The most notable, of course, was the cataclysmic 28-3 Super Bowl lead they enjoyed in the third quarter against New England. That took skill to lose that game. However, it wasn't an unusual feat for a club that routinely gives away games year after year after year. They look so good on paper at times, only to squander seasons away to 6-10 almost on a director's queue.

So there we were yesterday, a comedy of embarrassing errors by coaches and players alike, staring 0-3 right in the face, perhaps even 0-4 if the Browns are anything. They looked like junk on a stick. McCarthy said before the game they had a horrible week of practice, and it showed.

McCarthy made more dumb decisions yesterday than a season of Garrett. Zeke and Dak were fumbling balls like drunks taking wee-wees in the alley, then Dalton Schultz joined in on the parody. McCarthy had punters throwing to guys that don't have positions, then one-upped himself by by running up the middle on 4th and seemingly forever. He tripled down by going for two late and ruining the chance for a comeback.

Then Atlanta said, hold my beer.

Even before the twisting onsides debacle, Julio Jones dropped a perfectly thrown ball that would have iced the rout. Just inexplicably dropped it. This long after Dan Quinn had already strangely decided to go for two up 26-7. This game should have been put to bed.

Dallas scored a meaningless touchdown, setting up the impossible. An onside kick with today's rules makes them less than 1% successful.

Unless. The Falcons provided the unless.

What if your return team doesn't know the rules? Today's NFL players are notoriously ignorant when it comes to league history or game rules. (Would somebody please do the math for Pollard on returning kicks out of the end zone.) For some reason, players today don't seem to believe it's in their job description to know the rules of football.

Five Falcons just stood there. The ball wasn't hopping or doing crazy football bounces off its points. It was spinning smoothly with a slight curve toward that magical 10-yard come-and-get-me line for the Cowboys. And they just.....watched. Like it was going to take a hard left out of bounds or something. Like they had to let Dallas touch it first. Like they had money on the Cowboys to win.

They simply didn't know the rules. The most basic onsides rule at that. Then Goodwin, who slipped and dropped a poorly thrown ball earlier to help lose this game, pounced on it with no resistance. The Cowboys had just hit a royal straight on the river.

Ba-da-boom, ba-da-bing, and the always garbage Falcons defense watched Dallas go take a game it had no business even being it by then. Another day in Atlanta football. Falcons fans probably laughed. This was so Falcon.

What's left here in the aftermath is a Cowboys team that looks lost. This is a 6-10 type team that just got gifted a win, and hopefully a dose of reality. They aren't good.

Yes, the tackles will return. Adding Tyron and Collins, and replacing Williams with Leary, would do a lot fo the offense. Granted, but...that defense is a disaster. Pash rush is anemic again, the linebackers not named Joe Thomas are trash, and the secondary is lost in space outside of Diggs.

Yesterday was fun in the end, but when the euphoria wore off, a dark reality remained. Good teams will annihilate the Cowboys. If they don't get serious right now, they're headed for a beat down in Seattle. A number of much better teams await.

This coming Sunday will tell us the truth, whatever that is.

You forgot something:

1. Dak was incredible. My notion that he is an average bus driver that needs everything perfect around him was ridiculous. I will strive to do better next time.
 

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I watched the Seahawks vs the Patriots. Seattle is the real deal. Their play was competent to outstanding on both sides of the ball. Our game with them next week will show us how we stack up with a real contender.

Seattle beat the Falcons by 13, and barely beat a depleted NE team.
They are good but I won’t say they are the real deal yet.

Falcons and NE moved the ball on them and scored points
If not for a stupid play call when everyone in the universe knew they would run Cam on the last play
Seattle would be 1-1 just like us.
 

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LMAO @ this still being a "Dak got garbage time stats" thread.

350 yards and 3 TD's in the 2nd half when it mattered most. These fools think crunch time is garbage time now that he is blowing up in the 2nd half and 4th quarters.
 

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I watched the Seahawks vs the Patriots. Seattle is the real deal. Their play was competent to outstanding on both sides of the ball. Our game with them next week will show us how we stack up with a real contender.
They kind of out physical ed New England , not easy to do. Next week , if our OL and DL are not fully prepared it will be bloodbath initially atleast , Caroll is known for his ST specials too.
 

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I watched the Seahawks vs the Patriots. Seattle is the real deal. Their play was competent to outstanding on both sides of the ball. Our game with them next week will show us how we stack up with a real contender.

Both sides of the ball? Their defense sucked and gave up 30 points to a Cam Newton lead team.
 
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