Any Bledsoe rumors??

[Cochese]

Why I Quit the Cowboys: By Drew Bledsoe

Hi everybody. Drew Bledsoe here. I wanted to make an announcement before the rumors start to get out of hand: Today I have decided to part ways with the Dallas Cowboys.

It feels so good to write my first blog post as a free agent! I feel like a swinging bachelor again No cares… no concerns… no worries. True Story: Earlier today, I got home and my son ran towards me to give me a hug. I just shoved him out of the way, grabbed a Burger outta the fridge, and left the house again. Can you possibly fathom how liberating that felt?!

t’s only been 12 hours since I marched into Jerry’s office and demand he cut me, but it feels like a lifetime. I’ve even stopped cutting my hair and shaving (which I normally do twice a day.) The freedom I am feeling right now… it’s… indescribable. It’s like eating a Burger for the first time after taking a day off Burgers.

So how did it happen? Well, you’ll hear many things on SportsCenter tonight. Stuff like “This was a salary cap decision.” That’s not true. What do I care if the Cowboys are over the salary cap? That’s not my problem. That had nothing to do with why I demanded to get cut.

I quit the Cowboys because a future Hall of Famer has no place on the bench. I quit because there aren’t enough Burgers in the world to hire me as Tony Homo’s mentor and coach — not with only 15-20 years left on this arm.

You should have seen this meeting you guys. It was a little sad. I mean, have you ever seen a billionaire beg before? There he was, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys literally getting down on his hands and knees, trembling before me, pleading that I stay for one more season.

I told him straight up: thanks but no thanks. I explained I had a date with Destiny (that’s my wife’s nickname) and no time left in my busy day to wipe tears off my shoes.

That’s when it got really sad — He lunged at my ankle and held on, hoping to act as a human anchor.

I told him, “Jerry, get up.”

“No!” he replied, “Not until you promise to stay.”

“Jerry, you’re scratching my shoes you Botoxed piece of ****. Get up!”

“NO!!! Please!!! How would you like a ten pound Burger! With a bun made out of ground beef?”

“You mean another one?”

“I’m so sorry Drew! I fired that idiot Parcells for starting Homo. I made a huge mistake! I admit that!”

Then I stared at him. Knowing that my next words would be the last he would ever hear me say, I decided to pick them wisely.

“Go **** Yourself, Dick-Bag.”

I kicked him into the wall and power-walked out of his office. Out of his life. Out of the Cowboys. I was a free man. And I felt good.

So what’s next for me?

As of now, I’m enjoying the time off. I’ve taken up several hobbies since I became a free agent this afternoon. I can now sail. I’m a PADI certified SCUBA instructor. And most recently, I’ve been acknowledged as a fifth degree level dungeon master at D&D. I’m also taking painting classes.

I know the time will soon come for me to look at the grand all-you-can-eat buffet containing the other 31 teams in the league and make my decision. But as of now I’m not trying to think about it.

Obviously, certain teams need me more than others. The Patriots would be a great fit, and a natural next step for me. The Colts, another team who is certainly high on my radar just because they posess everything needed to win a SuperBowl. I just feel the pieces are in place to make a championship run.

I mean, you could make a case for any team. But for now, I’m just enjoying single life, you know? It feels good to be back!

Anyway, my thirty minutes at this internet cafe are almost up, I just wanted to check in, clear the air, and let everybody know Drew Bledsoe is still kicking ***!

And if anybody has a couch I can crash on, I’ll gladly autograph it or whatever in the morning. I just… please. Please I need this. Dont… give up on me.

Cool.

http://straightcashhomey.net/?p=74

 

[Mansta54]

Why I Quit the Cowboys: By Drew Bledsoe

Hi everybody. Drew Bledsoe here. I wanted to make an announcement before the rumors start to get out of hand: Today I have decided to part ways with the Dallas Cowboys.

It feels so good to write my first blog post as a free agent! I feel like a swinging bachelor again No cares… no concerns… no worries. True Story: Earlier today, I got home and my son ran towards me to give me a hug. I just shoved him out of the way, grabbed a Burger outta the fridge, and left the house again. Can you possibly fathom how liberating that felt?!

t’s only been 12 hours since I marched into Jerry’s office and demand he cut me, but it feels like a lifetime. I’ve even stopped cutting my hair and shaving (which I normally do twice a day.) The freedom I am feeling right now… it’s… indescribable. It’s like eating a Burger for the first time after taking a day off Burgers.

So how did it happen? Well, you’ll hear many things on SportsCenter tonight. Stuff like “This was a salary cap decision.” That’s not true. What do I care if the Cowboys are over the salary cap? That’s not my problem. That had nothing to do with why I demanded to get cut.

I quit the Cowboys because a future Hall of Famer has no place on the bench. I quit because there aren’t enough Burgers in the world to hire me as Tony Homo’s mentor and coach — not with only 15-20 years left on this arm.

You should have seen this meeting you guys. It was a little sad. I mean, have you ever seen a billionaire beg before? There he was, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys literally getting down on his hands and knees, trembling before me, pleading that I stay for one more season.

I told him straight up: thanks but no thanks. I explained I had a date with Destiny (that’s my wife’s nickname) and no time left in my busy day to wipe tears off my shoes.

That’s when it got really sad — He lunged at my ankle and held on, hoping to act as a human anchor.

I told him, “Jerry, get up.”

“No!” he replied, “Not until you promise to stay.”

“Jerry, you’re scratching my shoes you Botoxed piece of ****. Get up!”

“NO!!! Please!!! How would you like a ten pound Burger! With a bun made out of ground beef?”

“You mean another one?”

“I’m so sorry Drew! I fired that idiot Parcells for starting Homo. I made a huge mistake! I admit that!”

Then I stared at him. Knowing that my next words would be the last he would ever hear me say, I decided to pick them wisely.

“Go **** Yourself, Dick-Bag.”

I kicked him into the wall and power-walked out of his office. Out of his life. Out of the Cowboys. I was a free man. And I felt good.

So what’s next for me?

As of now, I’m enjoying the time off. I’ve taken up several hobbies since I became a free agent this afternoon. I can now sail. I’m a PADI certified SCUBA instructor. And most recently, I’ve been acknowledged as a fifth degree level dungeon master at D&D. I’m also taking painting classes.

I know the time will soon come for me to look at the grand all-you-can-eat buffet containing the other 31 teams in the league and make my decision. But as of now I’m not trying to think about it.

Obviously, certain teams need me more than others. The Patriots would be a great fit, and a natural next step for me. The Colts, another team who is certainly high on my radar just because they posess everything needed to win a SuperBowl. I just feel the pieces are in place to make a championship run.

I mean, you could make a case for any team. But for now, I’m just enjoying single life, you know? It feels good to be back!

Anyway, my thirty minutes at this internet cafe are almost up, I just wanted to check in, clear the air, and let everybody know Drew Bledsoe is still kicking ***!

And if anybody has a couch I can crash on, I’ll gladly autograph it or whatever in the morning. I just… please. Please I need this. Dont… give up on me.

Cool.

http://straightcashhomey.net/?p=74

 

[ethiostar]

:laugh2:

 

[Dogstar]

"I spoke with Drew today and told him that this was primarily a cap decision and that the door was very much open for him being a part of our future," Cowboys owner and general manager Jerry Jones said. "Drew has been a solid leader for our team and a true professional both on and off the field."

 

[dalboy]

I for one hope he finds a spot to play. I really like bledsoe, I wish he would come back and be our backup

IMO he is much better than garcia, johnson, plummer....

Garcia happen to take over a well oiled machine. Someone is going to get fools gold with that clown.

thats the truth. I heard his agent was talking to houston.

 

[KingTuna]

STILL no rumors that I can find yet....

Drew is remaining very quiet right now.

 

[Hostile]

STILL no rumors that I can find yet....

Drew is remaining very quiet right now.

I don't think he's getting much interest on the open market at all. I have seen just about every QB but him mentioned. The only mention I have seen of him is that Jerry left the door open for him to return. It looks like it wasn't open long. I can't see him coming back now.

 

[NextGenBoys]

I think if our line wasnt as bad as it was at times last year, he could still be a good QB in the league. He might even have still been good for us, now that we replaced Rivera w/ Davis. But he started staring at the rush last year, ALWAYS expecting it, so that really made him regress. With a good o-line, he could still be a very productive QB IMO.

 

[joseephuss]

I think if our line wasnt as bad as it was at times last year, he could still be a good QB in the league. He might even have still been good for us, now that we replaced Rivera w/ Davis. But he started staring at the rush last year, ALWAYS expecting it, so that really made him regress. With a good o-line, he could still be a very productive QB IMO.

No, he would not be. He does not need a good line, he needs one of the top lines in the NFL. Even with that he would not be very productive. He is not and has never been an efficient QB. He would probably be average if playing behind one of the top lines, which is what he has been his whole career.

 

[BLT]

No, he would not be. He does not need a good line, he needs one of the top lines in the NFL. Even with that he would not be very productive. He is not and has never been an efficient QB. He would probably be average if playing behind one of the top lines, which is what he has been his whole career.

average? never been an efficient QB? you need to relax.. drew bledsoe didnt become a on the fence hall of fame QB doing nothing.

 

[StanleySpadowski]

I don't think he's getting much interest on the open market at all. I have seen just about every QB but him mentioned. The only mention I have seen of him is that Jerry left the door open for him to return. It looks like it wasn't open long. I can't see him coming back now.

Bledsoe's only hope of ever seeing the field in the NFL again is to stay in shape and hope that Parcells needs more cash and takes a job somewhere as a head coach again.

 

[joseephuss]

average? never been an efficient QB? you need to relax.. drew bledsoe didnt become a on the fence hall of fame QB doing nothing.

Relax? I didn't realize I was tense. Let me check. No, I am feeling pretty relaxed.

Being efficient and compiling stats to be on the fence of the HOF are different. He has a 57.2% completion percentage. That is not efficient. He average 6.6 yards per attempt and 11.6 yards per completion for his career. Not efficient. A 77.06 career QB rating is not efficient. A single season high 87.7 QB rating is not efficient. He is average and durable. That has allowed him to throw many attempts in his career(ranked 5th), which compiles stats, but he was not efficient in doing it.

 

[lane]

drew is doing well....

he raked some leaves for me this weekend.

told me to tell all zoners hello.

 

[windward]

Bledsoe's only hope of ever seeing the field in the NFL again is to stay in shape and hope that Parcells needs more cash and takes a job somewhere as a head coach again.

Or until somebody's qb goes down next year.

 

[Established1971]

Still have not heard any Bledsoe rumors yet...

Anyone heard of what teams are looking at him??

The Roughriders

 

[Bleu Star]

Which team will Drew hold hostage next? The Ottawa Rough Riders?

 

[dbair1967]

STILL no rumors that I can find yet....

Drew is remaining very quiet right now.

ie: he's basically done

David

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

the guy has a cannon still can hit a pin hole with the ball given enough time.
He will land somewhere. I wish he coulda won the big game, he is a quality qb.

Like when he threw that INT vs Seattle 2 years ago to Babineaux

Or

when he threw that INT before halftime agains Giants last season

did either of two interceptors have "pin holes" on their person???

 

[dbair1967]

the guy has a cannon still can hit a pin hole with the ball given enough time.
He will land somewhere. I wish he coulda won the big game, he is a quality qb.

I dont know what Bledsoe you are speaking of...his accuracy was lousy last yr when he was starting...he missed a ton of open guys

he isnt a quality starter anymore

David

 

[Bleu Star]

he isnt a quality starter anymore

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Thread Killer! Move along folks. :cop: