Any news on Tyler Eifert

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  1. Zekeats

    Zekeats theranchsucks

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    My moneys on the snake
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  2. EST_1986

    EST_1986 Well-Known Member

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    we need Sean Lee's offensive counterpart
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  3. Verdict

    Verdict Well-Known Member

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    Agreed. Witten is a horrible signing and a wet blanket on things.
  4. Verdict

    Verdict Well-Known Member

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    You mean someone who we overpay who can't play anymore? Lol. Hard pass.
  5. EST_1986

    EST_1986 Well-Known Member

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    They will give you all they got for the 14 quarters they’re healthy
  6. RoboQB

    RoboQB Well-Known Member

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    Rumor has it that Eifert fell out of bed this morning and ruptured his right Achilles.

    He limped into the kitchen to make breakfast. While doing so, he burned his hands on a hot pan,
    slipped on the floor breaking his collar bone and tearing his ACL in his left knee.

    During the fall he hit his head on the counter, causing a concussion. The hot pan slid off the stove from
    Eifert's failed attempt to catch his fall and landed upside down on his crotch. The scrambled eggs
    and bacon grease burned his genitals.
  7. OmerV

    OmerV Well-Known Member

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    Jarwin is the obvious choice, but he’s more a receiver than blocker, so that leaves room for others as well.
  8. LatinMind

    LatinMind iPhotoshop

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    He got hurt answering the from his agent. Needs surgery out for the season
  9. Pants

    Pants Well-Known Member

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    cold & flu season and NOW pollen....a good sneeze and the inevitable cracked ribs are coming
  10. ItzKelz

    ItzKelz Well-Known Member

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  11. northerncowboynation

    northerncowboynation Well-Known Member

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    News on Eiffert? He's joining forces with Jordy Nelson and Eric Berry to form a new team "Houses of the Holy oft injured" :muttley:

  12. Sarge

    Sarge Red, White and Brew... Staff Member

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    Last i heard he coughed and tore his rotator cuff.
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  13. GMO415

    GMO415 Well-Known Member

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    He's on PUP after sneezing.
  14. the_h0wey

    the_h0wey Well-Known Member

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    He sneezed and broke his spinal cord
  15. gimmesix

    gimmesix Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

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    Most likely we start out in a two-tight end formation, so Witten will probably be out there along with Jarwin.
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  16. Common Sense

    Common Sense Well-Known Member

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    Guys, chill. We have like two picks in the fourth round. Surely that will get us to the Super Bowl. :laugh:
  17. Alexander

    Alexander What's it going to be then, eh?

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    Just signed back with the Bengals on a one year prove it deal.
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  18. stasheroo

    stasheroo Well-Known Member

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  19. LifetimeBoysFan

    LifetimeBoysFan Well-Known Member

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    I am bummed. I was anticipating a July practice where Sean Lee pulls a hammy tackling Eifert, lands on his leg to end Mr Glass’ season.
  20. Hardline

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