Here's an idea I've been working on for a bit. I'm guessing when we can gather, I'll have it polished.
The build up is a true story.
- I got dispatched for a lift assist. A woman was in labor on the side of the road. She was heavier set, so they may have needed help getting her into an ambulance. Everyone arrived on scene at the same time and they really didn't need us there as she was able to move well. So a couple of my guys, a trooper, a couple of Sheriffs were all there on the sidelines as she was getting into the ambulance. Then, she freaked out and the baby was coming. After a few minutes, the baby was delivered right there. There was this silence that built up, anticipation because no one knew if the baby made it. Then the most ear piercing scream came from the baby. I mean really belting away.
It's the ONLY time that's it's ever appropriate for a dozen grown men to cheer and celebrate a screaming baby.
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Reverend Conehead - In my opinion, the funniest and most well received humor is real life stuff.