Apparently Jerry Jones has brain of 40 year old

[Wood]

I couldn't make this stuff up:

ARLINGTON – Some wonder if Jerry Jones is slowing down. He’s 70 years old. But the Cowboys owner insists he is as mentally sharp as he was when he bought the team in 1989. A recent visit to the doctor convinced him he has the perspicacity of someone nearly half his age.

read rest here: http://cowboysblog.***BANNED-URL***...an-showed-he-has-brain-of-a-40-year-old.html/

 

[CyberB0b]

This is one of the most confusing things Jerry has ever said, and that is saying a lot:

“I’ve been told that I have, by CAT Scans, that it’s like the brain of a 40-year-old,” Jones crowed. “…The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’”

 

[Denim Chicken]

And the body of Mr. Burns...

 

[DenCWBY]

This is one of the most confusing things Jerry has ever said, and that is saying a lot:

“I’ve been told that I have, by CAT Scans, that it’s like the brain of a 40-year-old,” Jones crowed. “…The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’”

Seriously and sadly, each day with Jerry Jones could be a very successful reality show.

 

[Zimmy Lives]

In dog years. He went to a vet.

 

[Stash]

Is that 0 a typo?

 

[erod]

40-year-old brain.

150-year-old liver.

 

[OhSnap]

No word yet on who's brain it is or where he got it.

 

[The Quest for Six]

sounds like dementia to me...

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

No word yet on who's brain it is or where he got it.

Do you think it is a coincidence that Kavika Pittman has not been seen for 8 years or so? And Jerra's sudden passion for dancing to '80s electronica??????

 

[Idgit]

It's possible he bought himself the brain of an actual 40 year old and had it implanted.

 

[BoysFan4ever]

Well 70 is the new 40. Quit bragging Jerry.

 

[noshame]

I sure his brain is pickled/perserved rather well by now. It must look young.

 

[WV Cowboy]

The brain of a 40 yr old, .. does that mean he hasn't learned anything in 30 yrs?

 

[Ring6]

The question is which 40 year old.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2013/01/02/celebrities_that_turn_40_in_2013?page=8

 

[Deep_South]

Secret sauce and 40 year old brains - the stuff of which championships are made.

 

[risco]

Jerry does what he want, suckers do what they can,

 

[Maxmadden]

No word yet on who's brain it is or where he got it.

Abby Normal

 

[dallasfan4lizife]

must have gotten plastic surgery on that as well..

 

[cowboys2233]

I couldn't make this stuff up:

ARLINGTON – Some wonder if Jerry Jones is slowing down. He’s 70 years old. But the Cowboys owner insists he is as mentally sharp as he was when he bought the team in 1989. A recent visit to the doctor convinced him he has the perspicacity of someone nearly half his age.

read rest here: http://cowboysblog.***BANNED-URL***...an-showed-he-has-brain-of-a-40-year-old.html/

Hey, let's face it, these owners have a great life. Why wouldn't they desperately try to convince themselves that they have much longer to live? Saw this piece on Al Davis yesterday and he was talking about how he was fascinated by death. But it became abundantly clear he was obsessed with how to prevent death more than anything. I'm sure Jerry is facing some of those same end of life issues. I'm sure it's a hard pill to swallow.