Are Cowboys Prepping to Chew Their Cud?

[rambo2]

Mickey's article talked $3 mil + incentives.

If that happens...I will puke. I will not eat my vomit.

Why? It gives you a solid short yardage runner.

 

[jazzcat22]

Or as an ancient wise man said:
"As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool returns to his ways"

There are many wise old dogs out there as well.

 

[Joe Realist]

Feels like heaven if 10 and 7

 

[coult44]

-Cowboy: A resourceful type of human, top of the food chain. Most intelligent life form on planet Earth. Perhaps in the Universe.

-Cow: Hopelessly stupid animal that eats lots and lots of grass. Good for filet mignon, hamburger, etc.

-Cow Cud: a portion of food that returns from a cows stomach to the mouth to be chewed and swallowed for the second time. (Yummy Recycled vomit)

-When a Cowboys GM/Owner wants to eat CUD...he's demonstrating his mental descent from Man to Cow. Especially when he has no intellectual support from pundits, league insiders, or his front office. (Perhaps some support from fellow CUD-eating coach Mike McCarthy)

Yes the story is about Zeke-CUD. Yes it's Mickey. Yes it's nauseating. Read all about it!
https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/mick-shots-throwing-down-a-what-if-scenario

Desperate people read desperate click bate articles, regardless of how DUMB the title is.

 

[Rayman70]

It's a Zeke cult that wants him back. The Dallas reporters are leading the way. ie Mick.

 

[jazzcat22]

It's a Zeke cult that wants him back. The Dallas reporters are leading the way. ie Mick.

That is because they know best.

 

[starman22]

I'll be soooooooooo glad when Zeke signs with someone (other than the Cowboys) and we can finally move on.

I had no idea we would still be talking about him every day 2 1/2 months after he was released. SMH.

I think he is a post June 1 cut, so it is timely, lol.

 

[Rayman70]

That is because they know best.

 

[McKDaddy]

Cows aren't that stupid, relatively speaking.

God, they can be though. I mean it boggles the mind at some of the crap that I saw growing up on our cattle farm. Being fair though, I've seen worse from humans.

 

[T-RO]

Chapter 1: Jerry overvalues Zeke in draft (which he's admitted)

Chapter 2: Jerry negotiates with himself, massively overpays Zeke

Will this be Chapter 3? (Over)paying him to return as re-tread?

 

[diamonddelts]

He does very well in short yardage situations.

Those powerful, bone crushing one yard runs.

 

[diamonddelts]

Why? It gives you a solid short yardage runner.

 

[rambo2]

You missed the 12 tds and the numerous 3rd down conversions? Do you know what you are looking at?

 

[rambo2]

Those powerful, bone crushing one yard runs.

1st downs are 1st downs and touchdowns are touchdowns.

 

[MyFairLady]

A fat turd is a fat turd.

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

-Cowboy: A resourceful type of human, top of the food chain. Most intelligent life form on planet Earth. Perhaps in the Universe.

-Cow: Hopelessly stupid animal that eats lots and lots of grass. Good for filet mignon, hamburger, etc.

-Cow Cud: a portion of food that returns from a cows stomach to the mouth to be chewed and swallowed for the second time. (Yummy Recycled vomit)

-When a Cowboys GM/Owner wants to eat CUD...he's demonstrating his mental descent from Man to Cow. Especially when he has no intellectual support from pundits, league insiders, or his front office. (Perhaps some support from fellow CUD-eating coach Mike McCarthy)

Yes the story is about Zeke-CUD. Yes it's Mickey. Yes it's nauseating. Read all about it!
https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/mick-shots-throwing-down-a-what-if-scenario

A resourceful type of human!!! Hehehhe...

Thank you for sweetening that description up from reality! (Low IQ druggies or alchies that can't keep a walmart job and who lost their license with multiple DUI convictions)

Also...don't diss cows. They are smarter than u think.... and probably make better company than the brokebacks that heard em and "romance" them when nobody is looking

 

[diamonddelts]

You missed the 12 tds and the numerous 3rd down conversions? Do you know what you are looking at?

You missed other running backs on the roster that are already more than capable of doing this. Do you know what you're looking at? Too many Rambo movies perhaps?