Article: The Dumbsday Defense

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By Richie Whitt
Published: October 18, 2007
http://www.dallasobserver.com/2007-10-18/news/the-dumbsday-defense/

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The Cowboys thought they were an elite team. They were wrong.
Subject(s): Wade Phillips, Dallas Cowboys,

NFL Dear Reporters,

Because of the magnitude of yards and high volume of points surrendered by our defense this season, we will not be talking about our unit or the other unit. We will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday's game against the Minnesota Vikings and second-year quarterback Tarvaris Jackson, which gives us a good chance to restore our illusory reputation by again doing a respectable job against a sorely inferior opponent.

Sincerely,

The Dumbsday Defense

P.S. Getcha calculators ready.

Unlike Terrell Owens, the Dallas Cowboys' defense is not posting letters in their lockers at Valley Ranch. But we wouldn't blame them. It's humiliating to talk the talk and then get your *** run out of your own stadium trying to walk the walk.

"We thought we were an elite team," Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips said in the locker room following last Sunday's demoralizing 48-27 loss to the New England Patriots. "But obviously we're not."

In the most anticipated regular season game at Texas Stadium this millennium—attended by starlets Eva Longoria (overrated) and Kate Hudson (yowsa) and former Mexico President Vicente Fox (indifferent)—the Cowboys were administered a 21-point wedgie by the older, better Patriots. Dallas remains a feel-great story and a favorite to represent the NFC in Super Bowl XLII next February.

The defensive performance, however, is a startling failure.

Phillips, remember, arrived in Dallas promising to hone the team's 3-4 system. In training camp, he ca-cawed about being a defensive expert. He jokingly—sorta—referred to himself as "Mr. Fix-It," a back-patting salute to his ability to immediately squeeze improved results from a defense. His defensive coordinator, Brian Stewart, even promised back in San Antonio that his unit would be "the best in the league."

As of last Sunday they can't stop Greg Brady, much less Tom.

Examine the results and, obviously, disregard the four games against pathetic quarterbacks. The Chicago Bears (Rex Grossman has since been benched), St. Louis Rams (Marc Bulger played with broken ribs), Buffalo Bills (rookie Trent Edwards was making his second start) and Miami Dolphins (Trent Green generally sucks) will all finish the season with pass offenses ranked in the NFL's bottom 10.

The Cowboys have faced two legit quarterbacks, both at Texas Stadium, with alarming outcomes. Combined, the New York Giants' Eli Manning and Patriots' Brady have completed 68 percent of their passes (59 of 87) for 700 yards, nine touchdowns and only one interception. Against its only two opponents with winning records, Dallas' defense has surrendered an average of 41.5 points. Thanks to quarterback Tony Romo, the Cowboys are 1-1 against notarized foes. But unless the defense drastically improves, this season will be entertaining, yet hardly super.

"We've got a lot of work to do," Stewart grumbles. "We've just got to play better defense."

We properly canonize Roger Staubach and Michael Irvin and even Nick Folk, but football in Dallas has long been founded upon defense.

Bob Lilly herding and finally sacking Dolphins quarterback Bob Griese in a 24-3 win in Super Bowl VII. Harvey Martin and Randy White leading The Doomsday Defense and forcing eight turnovers in a 27-10 rout of the Denver Broncos in Super Bowl XII. In back-to-back championships, coach Jimmy Johnson's defense stifling the prolific Bills' Run-and-Shoot to a combined 30 points. And in the last Super Bowl victory in 1996, cornerback Larry Brown winning MVP on a team that limited the Pittsburgh Steelers to 17.

In its five Super Bowl wins, the Cowboys have allowed 60 points. In Sunday's reality-check loss to the Patriots: Forty. Eight. Thankfully Brady, who amassed 388 yards and five scores—imagine the carnage if the Patriots were still spying—overthrew a wide open Randy Moss on the game's first play and had two more scores negated by penalty and replay or else New England would've smashed the Philadelphia Eagles' record (49 in 2004) for points scored by a visitor at Texas Stadium.

"Brady is a good quarterback, but don't discredit us," says safety Roy Williams, who lost track of tight end Kyle Brady for one of the touchdowns.

Duck, discredit forthcoming.

Dallas' sloth-slow secondary futilely chasing Patriots 5-foot-9, 185-pound receiver Wes Welker looked like nursing home residents trying to catch a greased pig. Whether it's schematic, psychological or speed-related, the Cowboys have a fatally flawed secondary. Terence Newman is nagged by an injured heel. Williams remains a liability in coverage. Free-agent safety Ken Hamlin is better against the run. Hobbled Anthony Henry was in street clothes last Sunday. And backups Jacques Reeves, Nate Jones and Patrick Watkins looked like SMU talent in over their heads against Ohio State.

Against the Patriots the Cowboys played some conservative Cover 2. They tried zone blitzes, max blitzes and even a customized package that had Greg Ellis and DeMarcus Ware rushing from the same position. That play resulted in an Ellis sack, a fumble and a scoop-and-score by Jason Hatcher. But more often than not Dallas' defense was the punching bag, not the glove.

"We tried everything we had," Phillips said during his moribund autopsy. "But nothing worked."

In all, the Patriot Act resulted in New England violating Dallas' personal space to the tune of 448 yards with points on their last five possessions that punctuated a 27-3 game-ending surge.

This all had owner Jerry Jones, who turned 65 last Saturday, repeatedly punching his fist into an open palm. Because as recently as 2003 the Cowboys defense was ranked No. 1. Because as long as we can remember—using their top selection on a defensive player eight of the last 10 years—they've been spending free-agent budgets and investing draft picks on defense.

It's only October, but the Cowboys' defense smells like Christmas. Last Christmas. It was in December that Dallas was torched by the likes of Drew Brees, Jeff Garcia and even Jon Kitna. In their last six home games, the Cowboys are allowing 32.3 points. Not a good omen when, after temporarily healing against Minnesota, they face Kitna, Eli Manning, Brett Favre and Donovan McNabb twice. Yikes.

I'd like to tell you help is on the way. Getting Henry back won't hurt. Picking on an offense its own size should be therapeutic. Jackson was only 9 of 23 against Chicago for a measly 136 yards. Granted, rookie running back Adrian Peterson ran over the Bears for 224 yards and three touchdowns, but, if anything, the Cowboys have shown they can stop the run.

Or, more likely, is it just that teams no longer need to run because it's so damn easy to pass?
 

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Dear Richie Whitt,

Due to the magnitude of your stupidity and high volume of asinine points you have brought up in this "article", I will all go ahead and assume that you indeed have a very small "unit" and are currently suffering from a rather severe case of little man's syndrome. You will likely be taking questions from a middle school newspaper application in Anchorage, Alaska after Dallas ends up winning the NFC and you are let go for failure to know anything about organized athletics.

Sincerely,

Your Daddy, HH31

P.S. I hear Cialis works wonders
 

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No worries Tavaris, we have a history of allowing opposing QB's set personal bests. Happened a couple of times last year, the one that sticks out to me is the Lions game at the end of last year.

Heck, we even made Vick look like a legit QB last year......

Hopefully, this new defense doesn't allow such things to happen from this week forward.
 

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Hey Richie....Let's skip Tom Brady and discuss our week 1 performance against Eli. It just so happens that Plaxico Burress may be the single most improved player this season, and you've already admitted Eli is a legit QB. In fact, it is quite likely the NYFG are the second best team in the NFC behind the Cowboys. Not too much shame in beating that crew even if we gave up a few points while doing it. I notice you didn't discuss that game at all.

With our wounded secondary (wounded all season so far), this season is likely gonna have some thrills and chills until we climb back to health. We'll see. That being said, your article is clearly composed of equal parts snide, snarkiness and arrogance. Welcome to the Dallas sports media crowd. I'm sure you'll fit right in.
 

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According that author, I guess we have the worst defense in NFL, scrach that, worst defense ever.
 

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03EBZ06;1716334 said:
According that author, I guess we have the worst defense in NFL, scrach that, worst defense ever.

Maybe not the worst ever but the guy has a point.

Hell I was embarrassed for our defense last Sunday. Any Cowboy fan would be. That was downright shameful.
 

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Jimz31;1716276 said:
No worries Tavaris, we have a history of allowing opposing QB's set personal bests. Happened a couple of times last year, the one that sticks out to me is the Lions game at the end of last year.

Heck, we even made Vick look like a legit QB last year......

Hopefully, this new defense doesn't allow such things to happen from this week forward.

Ahh, what in the F**K does last year have to do with anything.. Thats just ridiculous!!!
 

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MichaelWinicki;1716344 said:
Maybe not the worst ever but the guy has a point.

Hell I was embarrassed for our defense last Sunday. Any Cowboy fan would be. That was downright shameful.

No, not any Boyz fan. I wasn't embarrassed at all. Disappointed yes, but NEVER embarrassed...
 

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Dave_in-NC;1716346 said:
He has some valid points. Some just can't take it.

And you just can't wait to take up the cause for anyone that calls us crap.
 

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Faerluna;1716365 said:
And you just can't wait to take up the cause for anyone that calls us crap.

Because the guy made some sense? I defend the team but I don't pretend to be blind.
 

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Dave_in-NC;1716369 said:
Because the guy made some sense? I defend the team but I don't pretend to be blind.
I thought the Patriots were all-world and did this against everybody. Yet when they do what they've done all year against Dallas, all of a sudden the Cowboys are a bunch of bums. Funny how none of their other opponents have been trashed for losing to the Pats. Just Dallas. If we're such a horrible team, then New England didn't beat anybody anyway. So what's the big deal?
 

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well the defense wanted a name so bad and now they have one. all these 1st round draft picks on defense and we still have an average defense:rolleyes:
 

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Boyzmamacita;1716387 said:
I thought the Patriots were all-world and did this against everybody. Yet when they do what they've done all year against Dallas, all of a sudden the Cowboys are a bunch of bums. Funny how none of their other opponents have been trashed for losing to the Pats. Just Dallas. If we're such a horrible team, then New England didn't beat anybody anyway. So what's the big deal?

The Pats are very good, the best right now but I'd like to see us play them with a healthy secondary. Missing Henry was huge and they took advantage of it as they should have. Our D is very good but to play them you have to be at full strength..
 

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Boyzmamacita;1716387 said:
I thought the Patriots were all-world and did this against everybody. Yet when they do what they've done all year against Dallas, all of a sudden the Cowboys are a bunch of bums. Funny how none of their other opponents have been trashed for losing to the Pats. Just Dallas. If we're such a horrible team, then New England didn't beat anybody anyway. So what's the big deal?

To me (and allot of others) this was a measuring stick. We played a pretty easy schedule four out of our first five. Same as the Pats. The Giants and Pats being the only two teams with an offense worth a damn. One put up some serious points and the other beat us.

You can accept the " did this against everybody" attitude and see all the bright lights ahead. I see a defense that needs work. I don't want anybody to do that to us. The boys aren't bums, they just might not be as good as advertised by Mr Fix it.
This writer is pointing that out, where is he wrong? The Pats were not 100% when they played us, why can we use that as an excuse to lose?

We learned we are not an elite team just yet. The next few games will let us know if we are a good team or not. Divisional games are never easy.
 

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Mansta54;1716397 said:
The Pats are very good, the best right now but I'd like to see us play them with a healthy secondary. Missing Henry was huge and they took advantage of it as they should have. Our D is very good but to play them you have to be at full strength..

Were the Pats at full strength? You are right though, right now they are the best. We are just trying to get there.
 

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Dave_in-NC;1716474 said:
Were the Pats at full strength? You are right though, right now they are the best. We are just trying to get there.

No the Pats weren't full strenght but we aren't the Pats, we need to be full strenght to play with them, especially in the secondary with all their weapons.... A CB was the last thing we could be missing while facing Brady and his bunch.. I'd just like to play them with both teams at full strenght.. We'll see them again, IN THE SB. I truely believe that...
 
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