Cajuncowboy
Preacher From The Black Lagoon
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I thought this was hilarious. (Or maybe I'm just in that kind of mood.)

joseephuss;4514840 said:Except it isn't true. Keith Richards died decades ago and then became the living dead.
The30YardSlant;4514853 said:I feel the same way about my grandfather. The man is 75 years old and has been a chain smoker since he was 15, a semi-alcoholic since his mid-20s (has at least one drink a day and gets drunk about once a week), never exercises and according to his doctor is healthy for his age. He's never had cancer, cirrhosis, asthma or heart problems.
Some people just seem to live forever in spite of themselves.
Yeagermeister;4514879 said:And if he stopped smoking and drinking he'd keel over....no offense intended
joseephuss;4514840 said:Except it isn't true. Keith Richards died decades ago and then became the living dead.