Big O PLAT guarantee we beat the saints

[GORICO]

Dear fellow Zoners----yes last year i was crushed as bad as anyone after loss to Green Bay.....and i was so hurt i promised the PLATS were no more

but after getting a DC like "Zimmer" ( still upset we dont have better RB)....i am so excited about our Cowboys even though last year i said i wont

ever be a big fan again.....so the PLATS are back and i just ask leadership to show mercy on me....we only lost 2 PLATS last year including Green Bay

and I dont encourage any gambling even though its legal now....but i just like the new atmosphere having Zimmer...and another year with Big Mike

and Dak offense will be better...the only thing that can get us is health or injuries...and yes our pass rush took big hit losing Sam Williams...i believe Zimmer

will mix and match and offenses wont ever be able to nail down who is rushing....overshown and Kendricks are straight up "DOGS" and we have enough meat

at 1-tech we wont get run over anymore this year....so sit back grab your nachos and beer and be cool with the "shots"...i dont drink but i know many of you do

so Lets Go Cowboys and How bout Dem Cowboys????

 

[starfan1]

I’m down with the plat!! Now is this Octo ?

 

[AmericasTeam81]

Should I put the house on this one?

 

[nobody]

I normally grief you for your Plats because they seem more like a curse, but I've got to agree with this Plat. We're winning this game.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Who is plat and octo

 

[Ranching]

NOOOOOOOO!!

 

[Jipper]

Is it a zero plat guarantee? Good starting point

 

[VaqueroTD]

We’re screwed.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Oh no lol

 

[BoyzBlaster]

The first plat marks the start of the season for me. Bring them on!

 

[Blast From The Past]

Gorico when you are right we are a happy bunch you can figure out the alternative

 

[ShortRound]

Damned

 

[CWR]

Dear fellow Zoners----yes last year i was crushed as bad as anyone after loss to Green Bay.....and i was so hurt i promised the PLATS were no more

but after getting a DC like "Zimmer" ( still upset we dont have better RB)....i am so excited about our Cowboys even though last year i said i wont

ever be a big fan again.....so the PLATS are back and i just ask leadership to show mercy on me....we only lost 2 PLATS last year including Green Bay

and I dont encourage any gambling even though its legal now....but i just like the new atmosphere having Zimmer...and another year with Big Mike

and Dak offense will be better...the only thing that can get us is health or injuries...and yes our pass rush took big hit losing Sam Williams...i believe Zimmer

will mix and match and offenses wont ever be able to nail down who is rushing....overshown and Kendricks are straight up "DOGS" and we have enough meat

at 1-tech we wont get run over anymore this year....so sit back grab your nachos and beer and be cool with the "shots"...i dont drink but i know many of you do

so Lets Go Cowboys and How bout Dem Cowboys????

Never change.

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

Big O PLAT guarantee we beat the saints​

 

[calicowboy54]

Dear fellow Zoners----yes last year i was crushed as bad as anyone after loss to Green Bay.....and i was so hurt i promised the PLATS were no more

but after getting a DC like "Zimmer" ( still upset we dont have better RB)....i am so excited about our Cowboys even though last year i said i wont

ever be a big fan again.....so the PLATS are back and i just ask leadership to show mercy on me....we only lost 2 PLATS last year including Green Bay

and I dont encourage any gambling even though its legal now....but i just like the new atmosphere having Zimmer...and another year with Big Mike

and Dak offense will be better...the only thing that can get us is health or injuries...and yes our pass rush took big hit losing Sam Williams...i believe Zimmer

will mix and match and offenses wont ever be able to nail down who is rushing....overshown and Kendricks are straight up "DOGS" and we have enough meat

at 1-tech we wont get run over anymore this year....so sit back grab your nachos and beer and be cool with the "shots"...i dont drink but i know many of you do

so Lets Go Cowboys and How bout Dem Cowboys????

ok i’m going to write a web scraper to pull every plat guarantee. and match it to the record and get your winning percentage. it’s got to be terrible

 

[Point-of-the-Star]

OK GORIKO . . . I just dropped 2 hunnert on our 'Boys and gave 7.

BTW, did we get a Platinum last year for the GB playoff game . . . I'm trying to remember.

 

[DallasDW00ds0n]

Gorico… I love the plat guarantees but, I wish we had a overall record.

Maybe I just remember them when we lose?

 

[Hennessy_King]

Well there goes the season. Can we ban this freakin guy already. jesus christ

 

[BleedSilverandBlue]

The fix is in. When GORICO drops the PLAT you bet the house.

I’m chips all in on this one.

 

[GORICO]

We’re screwed.

aww come on bro Vaquero....it is the start of something good....you are in good hands with All-State..oh i mean GORICO...hahaha