Bill and Melinda Gates divorcing

[Reverend Conehead]

I'd like to be a fly on the wall to hear her excuse:

"You're just not ambitious enough."
"I've always felt I could do better."
"You just don't have enough drive."
"You haven't been employed since 2008." (When he left Microsoft.)

None of these seem to work. My guess is she had to go with the tried and true (and ultra vague):
"I just need to find myself."

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/05/03/bill-gates-and-melinda-gates-are-splitting-up.html

 

[Reverend Conehead]

............. now that I think about it, I was assuming Melinda dumped Bill. Maybe it's the other way around. Is Bill Gates getting together with Amber Heard?

 

[Turk]

The settlement is going to be awesome.

 

[Runwildboys]

............. now that I think about it, I was assuming Melinda dumped Bill. Maybe it's the other way around. Is Bill Gates getting together with Amber Heard?

Jealousy is unbecoming on you.

 

[The Fonz]

The man is creepy ..Good for her

 

[Hardline]

I don't care.

 

[CouchCoach]

She refused to go to the plastic surgeon for a reboot.

 

[Turk]

Jealousy is unbecoming on you.

His greatest desire is clearly to have Amber Heard as his love slave.

 

[John813]

How to become the richest woman in the world, part dos.

 

[Seven]

The settlement is going to be awesome.

Mrs.Gates.....you shall receive as compensation, earth.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

What I've learned from the Bezos and Gates situations is this: The wealthier you are, the worse idea marriage is.

 

[SlammedZero]

So Melinda is on the market eh?

*blows dust off the player's handbook*

 

[Tabascocat]

Is Melinda looking for a boy toy? Asking for a friend.......

 

[Cowpolk]

He had a hard drive malfunction

 

[Runwildboys]

His greatest desire is clearly to have Amber Heard as his love slave.

 

[Runwildboys]

What I've learned from the Bezos and Gates situations is this: The wealthier you are, the worse idea marriage is.

Right, how will he ever get along with what little money he'll have left?!?

 

[joseephuss]

Bill can monitor all the women he wants with the chips that have been installed. Find out all their desires and then whoo them with all the personal knowledge he has acquired.

 

[Turk]

Right, how will he ever get along with what little money he'll have left?!?

Lets put out the begging cup- Bill Gates might be down to his last $20 billion.

Just did some checking.

Supposedly his net worth is $130 billion but its questionable how much is at stake in a divorce since Melinda has about $20 billion of her own.

And a lot of his is tied up in a trust.

 

[Melonfeud]

What I've learned from the Bezos and Gates situations is this: The wealthier you are, the worse idea marriage is.

* It ain't all that brilliant of an idea fer' bums,Hobo's& regular blue collar types EITHER

 

[Jammer]

* It ain't all that brilliant of an idea fer' bums,Hobo's& regular blue collar types EITHER

I'm proof positive of this.