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I say it more then he does... Garrett just for some reason doesn't look the part. Like thinking of Richie Cunningham in Happy Days saying it over and over lol. Might just be my perception of him...
Plus I know how coaches talk, actually graduated with everyones favorite draft picks for trade, Joey Galloway. Although coach Magistro didn't cuss. But all the rest did like crazy. Probably have a millennial hear the way they talked now, and they would be running for their safe spot.

It’s probably the red hair. Hard to talk tough sporting a carrot top.

But yeah, coaches and construction workers drop fbombs like their getting paid for each “f.”
 
My God what a painful experience, reliving this Lost Season.

Every now and then a team has a game in which it just gets blown out. There's no logic to it. We had it early vs. the Broncos, but the team losing those two heartbreakers late in the 4th vs. the Rams and then the Packers just killed our season.

I've been saying for several years now Garrett & Co. have mastered the quick score but what they need to work on now to fill out their coaching reportoire is learning to master the art of SCORING SLOWLY at the end of the game to take as much time off the clock as possible before getting that go-ahead score.

I've seen THREE TIMES now, all vs. Green Bay where just another 40 seconds run off the clock would've been the difference.

The fact this coaching staff repeated the same error three times vs. GB is the only thing that gives me pause going into this season.

We have a FAR better team than we did 2 years ago when we lost that playoff game to GB 34-31. The WR corp is being revamped, the 7 DB's we took in the last 3 drafts is going to start really paying off, and best of all THE PASS RUSH should continue to improve.

But 1 big stumbling block is a coaching staff that simply does not appear to be capable of learning from it's mistakes.
 
Surprised you didn't mention what an undermining force Jerry is. Cutting Garrett off after the Denver beating so HE could speak to the team before the HC, was right out of the meddling owner playbook. Imagine your boss at work, speaking with you, and His/her boss interrupts them to speak with you. You'd never respect your manager again.

It's because Garrett is a spineless jellyfish
A self respecting HC would never agree to be made a dancing monkey like Garrett is
 
There was a moment where I had this weird feeling, where he was dropping F bombs like they were going out of business, and all my ears could hear was him repeating "golly gosh darn it!".
Now I want to watch Revenge of the Nerds...

Garrett is totally fake and incompetent
 
Garrett was impressive in many ways. He would be a great manager in a regular business. If there was a true full time assistant head coach position he would be great in that role. I can see an older guy like Jimmy/Parcells being a head coach with Garrett as the assistant head coach that does most of the work but then the hardarse HC comes along to kick arse when needed and to keep Jerry out.

Garret is middle management. Wish he had an assistant to do clock/game/situation management.
 
The whole group didn't tank. The group as a whole failed. That was largely on the OL, Dak some, Dez "The guy who can't get open" Bryant, and Jason "Use a sundial to time my 40" Witten.

Beasley got bracketed. I'm not sure what else he could do.

Its not entirely on Dooley but a big portion of it is. Witten didn't tank, he went from 69 catches to 63. Some of it is on Dak and some of Beasley's drop in production was on the defensive adjustments - but in the end the group's performance declined significantly and that is on the leadership. Which in this case is their position coach.
 
Its not entirely on Dooley but a big portion of it is. Witten didn't tank, he went from 69 catches to 63. Some of it is on Dak and some of Beasley's drop in production was on the defensive adjustments - but in the end the group's performance declined significantly and that is on the leadership. Which in this case is their position coach.

You guys focus too much on Wittens catches. He is catching the ball by design. Defenses WANTED Witten to catch the ball because he couldn't hurt them.
 
I binge watched it as well... But Garrett, had me laughing all the time. I say F this and F that all the time, but felt like he does it to fit in and be cool lol.

Dude. Garrett is from New Jersey. That is just how they talk in Jersey. If anything, the foul language is more out of place in the South, overall. But it's not shocking that a kid from New Jersey that went to college in New Jersey talks like someone from New Jersey.
 

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