Blind squirrels and broken clocks

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As we all watch our stubbornly foolish GM drag his feet once again in a coaching search, the better head coaching candidates are getting hired by other more proactive teams with a clear plan to try and win a championship. Meanwhile we have a marketing plan. Sell, sell, sell. Wash, rinse, repeat. Yes…It’s discouraging but there’s always even a sliver of hope.

Honestly, as long as Jerry is running things, our “sliver of hope“ to ever even get close to a championship comes down to two old sayings which I believe are all we can hope for in the Jerry era:
  • ”Even a blind squirrel occasionally catches a nut.”
  • ”Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”
That‘s what our future hopes are pinned to. Basically, Lady Luck must have sweet mercy on us. And in today’s NFL, occasionally a blind squirrel catches a nut, or a broken clock is right twice.

Here are some examples of “blind squirrel” teams of the last two decades that made it to a conference championship.
  • Believe it or not, the Jacksonville Jaguars have made the AFC championship game 3 times since our last NFC conference championship game! The jags played in the 1996, 1999 and 2017 AFC championship games! Lost all 3 but they made it.
  • The Tennessee Titans have also made it to the AFC championship game 3 times since we last did it. 1999, 2002, and 2017.
So whoever is named HC of the Cowboys will need lots of luck. Again, until JJ is gone, our hopes will be tied to blind squirrel-blocken clock luck. Because if by some miracle, Jerry once again hoists a Lombardi, it won’t be because he followed a great plan. And it that ever happens with Jerry Jones at the helm, Lady Luck will deserve the credit!
Good job! Keep stoking the JJ hate flame....God knows, it's made this a better forum. Thanks for all you do.
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Complain all you want! That's what sports forums are for. All opinions should be welcome.

I find it interesting that a handful here complain more about fellow fans complaing than the acts of this FO which is causing failure and fan apathy.

To be clear, it's not merely the fans complaing as it's also the "ENTIRE Sports Media" that is also pointing out the missteps and mistakes by this FO
At least I know the ones I complain about are reading it. The FO hasn't read any complaints on here. It's a waste of time and just takes away from a great place to talk football.
That's my complaint. We all know the FO and JJ, in general has let us down....are we changing that by beating a dead horse? If we can, give me a bat, I'll beat the hell outta that horse.
 

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But, but, but you can't point out all the positives, trending upward signs and general satisfaction with the direction the team is going?
So is that a present, future or hindsight type of outlook?

The fandom bouncers at the door are checking id's
Be careful.
huh
 

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Complain all you want! That's what sports forums are for. All opinions should be welcome.

I find it interesting that a handful here complain more about fellow fans complaing than the acts of this FO which is causing failure and fan apathy.

To be clear, it's not merely the fans complaing as it's also the "ENTIRE Sports Media" that is also pointing out the missteps and mistakes by this FO
Some days I just don't know what to do with you!!!!!!!!!!! This is the post of your life and you're so right! Why can't we voice our issues without someone getting on us about complaining, yet the ones saying it, ALSO at some point will complain, I guess it's just easier to point out the flaws of others than to be self accountable!!!!!
 

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How come I can ignore some members but not you? Because your a mod that wants to flush embedded psychology crypto down my throat via thread titles?

World lost me
 

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As we all watch our stubbornly foolish GM drag his feet once again in a coaching search, the better head coaching candidates are getting hired by other more proactive teams with a clear plan to try and win a championship. Meanwhile we have a marketing plan. Sell, sell, sell. Wash, rinse, repeat. Yes…It’s discouraging but there’s always even a sliver of hope.

Honestly, as long as Jerry is running things, our “sliver of hope“ to ever even get close to a championship comes down to two old sayings which I believe are all we can hope for in the Jerry era:
  • ”Even a blind squirrel occasionally catches a nut.”
  • ”Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”
That‘s what our future hopes are pinned to. Basically, Lady Luck must have sweet mercy on us. And in today’s NFL, occasionally a blind squirrel catches a nut, or a broken clock is right twice.

Here are some examples of “blind squirrel” teams of the last two decades that made it to a conference championship.
  • Believe it or not, the Jacksonville Jaguars have made the AFC championship game 3 times since our last NFC conference championship game! The jags played in the 1996, 1999 and 2017 AFC championship games! Lost all 3 but they made it.
  • The Tennessee Titans have also made it to the AFC championship game 3 times since we last did it. 1999, 2002, and 2017.
So whoever is named HC of the Cowboys will need lots of luck. Again, until JJ is gone, our hopes will be tied to blind squirrel-blocken clock luck. Because if by some miracle, Jerry once again hoists a Lombardi, it won’t be because he followed a great plan. And it that ever happens with Jerry Jones at the helm, Lady Luck will deserve the credit!
BRB, going to hang myself and see if I still have wifi
 

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At least I know the ones I complain about are reading it. The FO hasn't read any complaints on here. It's a waste of time and just takes away from a great place to talk football.
That's my complaint. We all know the FO and JJ, in general has let us down....are we changing that by beating a dead horse? If we can, give me a bat, I'll beat the hell outta that horse.
Right.
There has not been any real football talk on here since the end of the season. And even during the season, there wasn't much real football talk.

No talk of upcoming FA, even if they feel the team will not be involved. Still no talk, of our own or who to keep, let go, other teams players
 

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Whoever is chastising you for complaining is a LAME who identifies with Jerry's feelings. Pathetic pawns don't even know what a message board is for. Why not just buy pom-poms and live outside The Star?
That's me. Not chastising for complaining, but rather the amount of complaining. Every day it's a new thread with just the exact same crybaby complaining. It's always Jerry, never the players, never the staff, it's all Jerry's fault. And when he dies and Stephen takes over, I'm sure it will be all Stephen's fault. Jerry isn't on the field. He isn't passing, running, kicking. At some point you have to hold players accountable.
 

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Jerry wants to play and tinker with his toy, have the spotlight to himself, market the team and make money.

Stephen appears to only care about $$$$$. Its a business and primary concern is the financial bottomline.
 

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Good job! Keep stoking the JJ hate flame....God knows, it's made this a better forum. Thanks for all you do.
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Why do you identify with Jerry's feelings? When Jerry is hurt...do you hurt also? C'mon....this nothing more than you trying to police the thoughts of others. Human beings have a tough enough time monitoring their OWN thoughts...much less those of others.
 

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Jerry's clock:

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As we all watch our stubbornly foolish GM drag his feet once again in a coaching search, the better head coaching candidates are getting hired by other more proactive teams with a clear plan to try and win a championship. Meanwhile we have a marketing plan. Sell, sell, sell. Wash, rinse, repeat. Yes…It’s discouraging but there’s always even a sliver of hope.

Honestly, as long as Jerry is running things, our “sliver of hope“ to ever even get close to a championship comes down to two old sayings which I believe are all we can hope for in the Jerry era:
  • ”Even a blind squirrel occasionally catches a nut.”
  • ”Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”
That‘s what our future hopes are pinned to. Basically, Lady Luck must have sweet mercy on us. And in today’s NFL, occasionally a blind squirrel catches a nut, or a broken clock is right twice.

Here are some examples of “blind squirrel” teams of the last two decades that made it to a conference championship.
  • Believe it or not, the Jacksonville Jaguars have made the AFC championship game 3 times since our last NFC conference championship game! The jags played in the 1996, 1999 and 2017 AFC championship games! Lost all 3 but they made it.
  • The Tennessee Titans have also made it to the AFC championship game 3 times since we last did it. 1999, 2002, and 2017.
So whoever is named HC of the Cowboys will need lots of luck. Again, until JJ is gone, our hopes will be tied to blind squirrel-blocken clock luck. Because if by some miracle, Jerry once again hoists a Lombardi, it won’t be because he followed a great plan. And it that ever happens with Jerry Jones at the helm, Lady Luck will deserve the credit!
What's sad is the fact that JJ will say and do anything to take ALL the credit if our new HC is able to turn this organization around from possibly being a consistent bottomfeeder in the NFL................
 
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