Boy stuck in a balloon

[Dallas]

Is this a bad time to tell you people that I'm stuck in a well?

Are you OK?


Can you use your cell phone?


Do you need water?



Wait...did you say a well?

 

[Rampage]

Aviation experts say the balloon was too small to have lifted a six year old boy and was not flying as if it was carrying a payload, reported Village Voice editor Tony Ortega.

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he was asian so most likely smaller than an average 6 year old kid.

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Is this a bad time to tell you people that I'm stuck in a well?

Hang on man, for gawds sake....we'll send down a basket with hand lotion!!

 

[bbgun]

he was asian so most likely smaller than an average 6 year old kid.

But shouldn't he have been smarter? Wait, is that racist?

 

[Faerluna]

Is this a bad time to tell you people that I'm stuck in a well?

It rubs the lotion on it's skin.

 

[Dallas]

Hang on man, for gawds sake....we'll send down a basket with hand lotion!!

It puts the lotion BACK into the basket....or it gets the HOSE.

 

[CowboyWay]

This guys father was a real winner.
http://franksfunnies.wordpress.com/2008/10/26/richard-heene-featured-on-the-soup/

 

[bbgun]

It puts the lotion BACK into the basket....or it gets the HOSE.

I hate little "yip yip" dogs. The chubby girl in the pit had the right idea.

 

[DallasCowpoke]

I hate little "yip yip" dogs. The chubby girl in the pit had the right idea.

What'd she do, eat it?

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Kid was found in a box in his garage. Gee, what a surprise!

 

[bbgun]

Kid was found in a box in his garage. Gee, what a surprise!

pranks aside, at least he's alive

 

[Hostile]

pranks aside, at least he's alive

I agree.

 

[Rampage]

that little *******

 

[Temo]

CNN says attic, but same thing.

 

[theogt]

This was a weird (and oddly hilarious) thread to read after the fact.

 

[CowboyWay]

All I know is after the hugs, kisses, and tears end. That kids getting a helluva *** whipping.

 

[bbgun]

All I know is after the hugs, kisses, and tears end. That kids getting a helluva *** whipping.

my father would have skipped the hugs, kisses and tears

 

[Dallas]

my father would have skipped the hugs, kisses and tears

My father would have put me back into the box and stapled it shut yelling "I will let you out at Christmas."

 

[Phoenix]

My father would have put me back into the box and stapled it shut yelling "I will let you out at Christmas."

Mine would have put that stapled box back into another balloon and said, "This time, you'll get it RIGHT!"

 

[DasTex]

Appearing more likely this was all for publicity. On CNN, they were interviewing the family and the dad ask him why he didn't come out when they were calling him, and the kid says that he thought "we were doing this for a show"...

The world we live in today.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI6UONWCq7A&feature=player_embedded