Maybe Dallas needs to look into canceling all practices and make them play Bridge, Spades, whatever. After a tough day of playing cards, get out the yoga mats for a short exercise then take them to the movies.
Can also look into getting them all Segway's so no one gets injured walking around
they can get bye on offense without practice...they run the same vanilla crap each week anyway...hell, the opposing defense doesn't need to practice either
btw, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that he is out with a hammie....out training staff sucks