Buehler!!!!!

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AdamJT13;2863297 said:
Only INTO the end zone?

He's holding back.

To alleviate the boredom of training camp, he was kicking off with his left foot...

As Sean Connery said in "The Presidio", his right foot is far too powerful for training camp...
 

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fortdick;2863325 said:
It must be tough to try and take on all those special team roles while saving humanity from evil by night.

It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it...

And it's a little-known fact that Buehler's middle name is "Somebody"...
 

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No way McBriar is the best punter in the league. Mike Scifres is way out of his league.





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I'm going to laugh when he makes all the top returners in the league leave th field with anger because they can't even play the ball.
Devin Hester is going to face the Wrath of the Buehler.
 

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AdamJT13;2863297 said:
Only INTO the end zone?

He's holding back.

No. It was the end zone at Cowboys Stadium.
 

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links18;2863394 said:
Can't wait to see this board after the first kick-off that doesn't go into the endzone. You will all be calling for his head. :eek::

Seriously, I hope he doesn't "out kick" the coverage. ;)

The only way that will happen is for the onside, which doesn't come natural for The David Buehler. It just doesn't feel natural for The David Buehler to not crush the ball.
 

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EPL0c0;2863303 said:
That's just probably where the ball was downed after it hit the upper deck seats behind the endzone and bounced back onto the field.

Actually, what happened was that David's kick circled the globe then landed 9 yards deep in the endzone. His kick completed one orbit before landing.
 

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Primetime42;2863742 said:
Does not compute.

Exactly. Making hypothetical arguments of Buehler's failure is equal to trying to divide by zero (which David can do, and is the ONLY one who can do thus successfully).
 

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RoadRunner;2863787 said:
Exactly. Making hypothetical arguments of Buehler's failure is equal to trying to divide by zero (which David can do, and is the ONLY one who can do thus successfully).

He also speaks Spanish, in French, with a Russian dialect.

The David Buehler doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, they erect a statue to commemorate the event.
 

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Primetime42;2863742 said:
Does not compute.

LOL this made me almost spit out my drink for some reason. :lmao2:
 

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How many of us balked when the FO made this pick? This guy is unique and will make a huge difference on STs.
 

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SLATEmosphere;2863327 said:
Ok I'm leaving the thread..here comes the awful recycled Chuck Norris jokes from 5 years ago.
Don't go away butt hurt. Just go away.
 

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SLATEmosphere;2863326 said:
Kicking in shorts in TC is alot different then actual gameday. I have to see it to believe it.

quit being such a Negative Nancy
 

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theogt;2864130 said:
Buehler just hit the back of the endzone.

I know this. Buehler is better at kick offs, Folk is better at field goals.
 
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