Buehler!!!!!

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He's not just our hero, he is the hero of heroes.

People just don't know how much he does for all of us, he is too modest and shuns the spotlight, kinda like batman, cept without a gay spandex suit.

Instead of a belt full of gadgets buehler has a shoe, a shoe with a magical foot inside it. That's more than he and we will ever need.
 

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Four;2863341 said:
He's not just our hero, he is the hero of heroes.

People just don't know how much he does for all of us, he is too modest and shuns the spotlight, kinda like batman, cept without a gay spandex suit.

Instead of a belt full of gadgets buehler has a shoe, a shoe with a magical foot inside it. That's more than he and we will ever need.

no gays allowed in the Buehler Club

there's the door...
 

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Bob Sacamano;2863342 said:
no gays allowed in the Buehler Club

there's the door...


how the heck you get in then?

Buehler has seen the picture thread, The Buehler does not approve.
 

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Teague31;2863294 said:
Every kickoff went into the endzone!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the way he lines up. It's like he wants to kill the football. He's all huffing and puffing. And yes every single kickoff went well into the endzone. I was cheering on a friggin kicker.
 

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Four;2863343 said:
how the heck you get in then?

Buehler has seen the picture thread, The Buehler does not approve.

the Buehler has me to thank for his workout routine
 

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Great, he will go on injured reserve when he breaks a nail if he takes after you.
 

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I am killing me, I really am.

shouldn't have had those beers with lunch.
 

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WoodysGirl;2863317 said:
We got a glimpse of David Buehler's booming leg
12:32 PM Sat, Aug 01, 2009 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
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I have finally seen fifth-round pick David Buehler kick off from the 30-yard line.

I can confirm that the 6-2, 227-pound workout warrior can boom an NFL ball into the end zone on a regular basis. He did six kickoffs before this morning's practice, all of which came down in the end zone, one 9 yards deep.

"My leg feels good," said Buehler, who wanted to get in some work before the Cowboys worked on kickoff coverage the next couple of days. "I'm just looking forward to showcasing it tomorrow."

Buehler, the workout warrior who did 25 bench press reps and ran a 4.62 40 at the combine, is also getting regular work as an upback on the punt team. That's one of the non-kicking roles he could fill during the season.

"I haven't really done special teams (other than kicking) in a while, so I'm just trying to get acclimated again," said Buehler, a scout-team fullback and safety his first season at USC. "Kicking is really my first focus, but whatever I can do to help the team, I'm going to do. They're trying to maximize my worth and see what I can do. I'm trying to capitalize on any way I can make the team."


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Tomorrow??? What the hell happens tomorrow? He kicks the ball round earths orbit at precisely 11:27am???
 

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Can't wait to see this board after the first kick-off that doesn't go into the endzone. You will all be calling for his head. :eek::

Seriously, I hope he doesn't "out kick" the coverage. ;)
 

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zekecee;2863365 said:
Tomorrow??? What the hell happens tomorrow? He kicks the ball round earths orbit at precisely 11:27am???

who wanted to get in some work before the Cowboys worked on kickoff coverage the next couple of days.
 

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What people don't understand is that he was kicking a football filled with lead.

David Buehler is just better than you.





YAKUZA
 

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Teague31;2863294 said:
Every kickoff went into the endzone!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buehler doesn't kick the ball, the ball jumps to the endzone out of fear of what would happen if it was really kicked.
 

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I'm of a mind to introduce David Buehler to the people on the board making fun of him and let him kick something beside footballs.

:)
 

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links18;2863394 said:
Can't wait to see this board after the first kick-off that doesn't go into the endzone. You will all be calling for his head. :eek::

Seriously, I hope he doesn't "out kick" the coverage. ;)


Yeah, hope he doesn't out kick the network coverage :eek::
 

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fortdick;2863325 said:
It must be tough to try and take on all those special team roles while saving humanity from evil by night.

It's really not all that difficult. A good balanced diet and plenty of fluids. A mid-afternoon nap................ Bingo-Bango. I've solved world hunger, but I refuse to tell anybody. :cool:
 

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Ok I'm leaving the thread..here comes the awful recycled Chuck Norris jokes from 5 years ago.
It was funnier when they were Vin Diesel jokes. That came before the Norris fad.
 

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Four;2863304 said:
trio of kickers, don't leave the best punter in the league out in the cold.

It's going to be pretty funny when we start winning games because of our kickers.

You mean during the days of Danny White and Rafeal Septien?
 
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