CAPTION: Eli Manning

[StevenOtero]

 

[Yeagermeister]

What? My name isn't Peyton?

 

[WV Cowboy]

Where's the center ?

 

[fortdick]

I can now beat you singlehanded. Which one should I cut off?

 

[Yeagermeister]

Where's the center ?

Or even better......Which one an I supposed to line up behind again? :laugh2:

 

[Hostile]

Coach: Eli going in.

Eli: What position?

Coach: Prone.



*Kudos to anyone who knows the movie reference.*

 

[kingwhicker]

How do I get to the Special Olympics?

 

[Doctor32]

Do you or do you not have any toilet paper?
I just saw DeMarcus Ware warming up and I sharted.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

"What? It can't be fourth down: I'm unstoppable!!!!"

 

[Wimbo]

"No, I am not Peyton... His head is THIS BIG."

 

[Boom]

1) You cut a hole in the hand warmer
2) ...

 

[Wimbo]

"Ladies!!! Check out this massive buldge! I must be THIS BIG! ... oh wait. that's my fanny-pack. Nevermind."

 

[SPHawk]

Eli "Where's the flag for pass interference ref?"

Ref "Eli... It was a running play."

 

[Idgit]

Strahan, how do your people do the _M_C_A part again?

 

[Doomsday101]

Eli: What?

Cowboy Fans singing: Turn out the light the party's over
They say that all good things must end
Call it a night the party's over
And tomorrow starts the same old thing again. :laugh2:

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

*while thinking of Romo and Brady* What? Why do I get all the ugly chicks!

 

[dcowboysfan76]

uuuhh, which way did he go George, which way did he go?

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

*fourth Down* What? No hug, guys?

 

[ndanger]

That's just great,Strahan, you said that tube sock would make my bulge look bigger but now that Ware hit me so hard it knocked it out , I have to cover it up with my fanny pack.Now I look all stupid,Duh, It's called a fanny pack not a dumas pack.Thanks a lot Strahan!

 

[ndanger]

Mom it's almost half time did you pack my Sponge Bob lunch pale or not ?