CAPTION: Eli Manning

[Biggems]

I love the Macarena

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

What? Only first quarter?

 

[Biggems]

It's not fair Daddy, why does everyone like Peyton more?

 

[coblue]

Yeah Kevin, I don't wanna throw a real pass!

 

[DCfaninDC]

Oh come on guys...don't leave me like this...We all ate at that Mexican restaurant...I swear I didn't think it would stink this bad...

Oh grow up guys...we are going to get a 5-yard delay of game penalty...I swear I won't fart again.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Eli: Yes Mom.
Eli: Yes Mom, I will.
Eli: Yes.
Eli: I promise.
Eli: Yes Mom, they're clean.
Eli: *sigh* Yes Mom.
Eli: Ah, come on Mom, not in front of tha guys.
Eli: ...
Eli: Okay, Okay I'll say it. Love you too mom.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Where Eli learned to throw his Picks from.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

The Diary of Eli Manning

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

There, there Eli; don't cry.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Unstoppable

 

[Doomsday101]

If I could just pull out some of my brain and put it in Eli head he could be half the QB I am.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Eli Stinks

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Eli still throwing rocks at girls.

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Eli: Yeah! I hate girls!
Strahan: Now Romo will be free to date me.

 

[ryanbabs]

What happened to my Unstoppable Watch???

 

[HardHittin'Witten]

Coach: Eli going in.

Eli: What position?

Coach: Prone.



*Kudos to anyone who knows the movie reference.*

Lucas.

 

[31smackdown]

After years of trying, Eli Manning has discovered the only way that he can give his team a "W" on gameday

 

[31smackdown]

Eli: Coach said to go out here for the "W".... I wonder what letters the other guys are gong to be.. oh shucks.. the suspense is killing me..

 

[Nightstalker]

Eli: Hello...mom?
Eli's mom: Payton
Eli: No mom...it's your baby boy Eli..
Eli's mom: Baby we are busy right now organizing Payton's pictures
Eli: I wanna go home..please...Isn't there like a dishonorary discharge in football?

Sunday January 13,2008

Guys what are you doing! It's 31-0 in the first quater, we lost already let's get off the field..

Hey Strahan,

Do you think I look like Jessica If I stand like this?

Finally...my dream has come true...

I am a member of The Special Olympics Hall of Fame!

YEAHHH!!! Did you see that hit I did on TNEW. He wasnt gonna get past me.

Eli: I am just happy we came out today and gave it our bes to get the win.
Reporter: Eli..you lost the game with those late INTS!
Eli: No, your wrong. Dad always says that if you play hard, you are always a winner.

ANCHOR MAN!

"Wow, I immediatly regret this decision!"

 

[Nightstalker]

That picture where Manning is standing with his hand on his waist..I am sure there is picture somewhere of Romo standing like that.

Maybe Eli is like
"If I stand like Romo maybe I can play like Romo"