Caption Jerry and Dez

[viman96]

 

[Cowboys&LakersFan]

Jerry : We've set some rules for you Dez.

Dez: *** kind of rules are this? Feel like I'm 12.

 

[dadymat]

Jerry: any problems with this?

Dez:can you DEFINE strip clubs?

 

[KoRnyBrad]

Dez- So when you say 12 is my deadline you mean midnight and not noon?

 

[Frozen700]

Jerry: This was all Garretts idea I swear, I was out numbered man, I tried

Dez: The **** you mean you tried?

 

[DallasEast]

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Some of our fans don't care or understand why you're doing this.
You got my back. Thanks for sticking with me.
Dez, if you succeed, the Dallas Cowboys will succeed too.
And I'll do whatever it takes to make that happen.
Now, how about some Papa John's pizza?​

 

[onetrickpony]

Dez: "Look into my eyes. You are feeling sleepy. You only care about my play on the field..."

 

[slomoxn]

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Some of our fans don't care or understand why you're doing this.
You got my back. Thanks for sticking with me.
Dez, if you succeed, the Dallas Cowboys will succeed too.
And I'll do whatever it takes to make that happen.

Now, how about some Papa John's pizza?​

Best Quote of them all

 

[D29Murray]

"It's okay, Jerry. I'm with Jay [Novacek] now."

 

[casmith07]

Jerry: Yes, and the keys to my Lambo.

Dez: aw, rats.

 

[gbrittain]

Dez: "Jerry, I have some rules for you. Hire a GM, No more talking to the media, No more WR trades, Costa cannot be our center, and for goodness' sake no more TV commercials starring you."

Dez: "Did I make myself clear?"

 

[5Stars]

Dez: "Jerry, I have some rules for you. Hire a GM, No more talking to the media, No more WR trades, Costa cannot be our center, and for goodness' sake no more TV commercials starring you."

Dez: "Did I make myself clear?"

:laugh2:

 

[Dodger]

Jerry: &#8220;You see, I told the media that there may be a sense of a converging critical juncture this year as it's truely my prevailing sagacity that determines at what juncture the windows are and when they could conceivably culminate in an approaching termination...you know what I mean?"

Dez: "Uh...."

 

[Ultra Warrior]

JJ: "Now Dez, I told you that you a Dudley should stay away from the bike shop..."

Dez: "What'chew talkin 'bout, Jerry?"

 

[5Stars]

Dez: Come on, Sir...don't sign that little white boy...

JJ: He's gonaa, uh...help you Mils, i mean a Dez.

Now, as I'v...a said, uh, do what the Cowboys nedd, uh, now....then we are....uh good to go. (where's Stephen when I need him?)

 

[1LoyalCowboyFan]

Dez: Mr. Jerrah Jones, I'll do what you want but if you want me to take you serious you gotta stop making whack commercials.

Jerry: Son thanks to those commercials I own my fair share of Papa John's.

Dez: Fo reals?

Jerry: Why don't I tell you more about it while we eat a delicious 3 topping pizza.

Dez: Can we make it the specialty?

Jerry: ...[/quote]

 

[treykin32]

​

Some of our fans don't care or understand why you're doing this.
You got my back. Thanks for sticking with me.
Dez, if you succeed, the Dallas Cowboys will succeed too.
And I'll do whatever it takes to make that happen.
Now, how about some Papa John's pizza?​

I love this one :starspin

 

[treykin32]

Jerry: “You see, I told the media that there may be a sense of a converging critical juncture this year as it's truely my prevailing sagacity that determines at what juncture the windows are and when they could conceivably culminate in an approaching termination...you know what I mean?"

Dez: "Uh...."

This one is good too lol

 

[a_minimalist]

Dez: "Jerry, I have some rules for you. Hire a GM, No more talking to the media, No more WR trades, Costa cannot be our center, and for goodness' sake no more TV commercials starring you."

Dez: "Did I make myself clear?"

Ding, Ding, Ding! :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[burntricersx]

Dez: You tellin me I CANT Has Cheezburger?!?