Caption Jerry

[Colo]

Jerry: See that there red ferrari? That's mine.

Bob: I could have picked a ferrari, but I decided on that volvo over there. It's safer.

 

[Hostile]

Bring your finger around and touch the tip of your nose.

 

[the kid 05]

"yeah i point at the eagles trophy case every so offten to get a laugh when im down too"

:trophy:

 

[TheKey]

Bob: Wait so thats--not--Reggie Bush?

 

[SteveOS]

"One, Two, cha-cha-cha!"

 

[Portland Fanatic]

Hey Bill...pull our fingers.

 

[Wimbo]

Jerry: So, what you are saying is that when everyone told you to NOT be a moron and to draft Reggie Bush, the words went right into this ear...

Bob: ...yep, then right out this other side.

 

[dal0789]

Bob: Wait so thats--not--Reggie Bush?

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[jrumann59]

Bob: What are you doing with that empty space there?

Jerry: That is where the next case of Super Bowl trophies are going.:

 

[Yeagermeister]

Night fever Night fever

 

[DallasEast]

Jones: "Hey, Bob, who's the little guy standing in the corner yelling, 'The Cowboys suck!!!'?

McNair: "Who? That small fry over there? That's Dan Snyder, Jerry."

 

[5Stars]

Bob: Hey, Jerry, who's picture is that over there?

JJ: You mean that one over there?

Bob: Yeah, that one...it reminds me of someone...

JJ: Oh, that picture...well, um, as you know, um, that is an old picture of Crankcase...we drafted him in the 2nd round...but his gears went haywire...

 

[EndGame]

Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah
Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!

 

[silverbear]

Jerry: See that there red ferrari? That's mine.

Bob: I could have picked a ferrari, but I decided on that volvo over there. It's safer.

OK, this talk about Jerry and Ferraris reminds me of a joke I heard a year or two or three back:

One sunny afternoon, there's a knock on Jerry's front door... he opens it, and finds one of the cheerleaders standing there... he asks her what she wants, and she says she's in a financial bind at the moment, and looking to take on some odd jobs... she asks if he has anything he can do around the mansion, and he thinks he might be able to use this situation to his advantage... so he tells her that he'll pay her 200 bucks to paint his porch...

She eagerly agrees, and he takes her around to the garage, shows her where the paint and rollers and such are located, then goes back in the house, happy at getting the best of yet another business negotiation...

About an hour later, there's another knock on his door, and the same cheerleader standing there, saying:

"Mr. Jones, I finished up... but you don't have a Porch, you have a Ferrari"...

You may have to read that punch line out loud to get the joke...

 

[the kid 05]

OK, this talk about Jerry and Ferraris reminds me of a joke I heard a year or two or three back:

One sunny afternoon, there's a knock on Jerry's front door... he opens it, and finds one of the cheerleaders standing there... he asks her what she wants, and she says she's in a financial bind at the moment, and looking to take on some odd jobs... she asks if he has anything he can do around the mansion, and he thinks he might be able to use this situation to his advantage... so he tells her that he'll pay her 200 bucks to paint his porch...

She eagerly agrees, and he takes her around to the garage, shows her where the paint and rollers and such are located, then goes back in the house, happy at getting the best of yet another business negotiation...

About an hour later, there's another knock on his door, and the same cheerleader standing there, saying:

"Mr. Jones, I finished up... but you don't have a Porch, you have a Ferrari"...

You may have to read that punch line out loud to get the joke...

that brings that dumb cheerleader stero type to an all time low...

 

[dougonthebench]

you put your right hand in......you put your right hand out.......

 

[mmohican29]

"Who Farted?"

 

[Star Struck]

We need an offensive line like theirs!

 

[metfanjim]

Jerry - Hey look at that.

Other dude - EWWWWW!

Jerry - Well my old face wasn't that bad.