Caption This

[Hostile]

My first ever Caption This thread, but I can't help it. The possibilities are too good.

Jessica: Left, right, left right...please don't fall...left, right, left right...breathe in breathe out...left, right, left, right.

Old Soldier: If anybody asks you, that's what we're fighting for.

Swabbie Bobby: Even in my swell uniform I can't get a woman like that to even look at me.

 

[Yeagermeister]

My first ever Caption This thread, but I can't help it. The possibilities are too good.

Jessica: Left, right, left right...please don't fall...left, right, left right...breathe in breathe out...left, right, left, right.

Old Soldier: If anybody asks you, that's what we're fighting for.

Swabbie Bobby: Even in my swell uniform I can't get a woman like that to even look at me.

I'll repeat my quote from the other thread.

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Doomsday101]

My first ever Caption This thread, but I can't help it. The possibilities are too good.

Navy guy: God I would look so much better in that dress than her.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Swabbie Bobby: God I would look so much better in that dress than her.

Fixed :laugh2:

 

[ethiostar]

Old soldier: "Amazing how they are designing flotation devises these days"

Young Soldier: "Omg, omg, omg,..... think of something else, anything else .....parachutes, cockroaches, ipods, candles, seatbelts, headlights, twins, milkshake, balloons, melons, hooters,..........do'h!!!!!........ oh the hell with it."

 

[Avaj]

Young Soldier: "Omg, omg, omg,..... think of something else, anything else .....parachutes, cockroaches, ipods, candles, seatbelts, headlights, twins, milkshake, balloons, melons, hooters,..........do'h!!!!!........ oh the hell with it."

:laugh2:

 

[CowboyMike]

I don't care what anyone says. To heck with the weight issue. She friggin hot.

 

[xWraithx]

WOW.... that's one of the hottest pics I've ever seen of her

excuse me boys while I.... I'll be back.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Swabbie Bobby: Even in my swell uniform I can't get a woman like that to even look at me.

:laugh2:

 

[Bull Frog]

My first ever Caption This thread, but I can't help it. The possibilities are too good.

Finally some stripes worth earning.

I thought about going with a stripes and flag pole joke, but this is a family forum.

 

[Chief]

That's a classic picture, Hos.

The young Navy guy looks like he's about to climax.

My first ever Caption This thread, but I can't help it. The possibilities are too good.

Young Navy guy: "Stand at attention? No problem."

 

[bbgun]

In the words of George Costanza, "I think it moved."

 

[TwoCentPlain]

The line from the movie "Officer and a Gentleman": "Its growing more than an inch."

 

[dougonthebench]

My first ever Caption This thread, but I can't help it. The possibilities are too good.

Jessica: Left, right, left right...please don't fall...left, right, left right...breathe in breathe out...left, right, left, right.

Old Soldier: If anybody asks you, that's what we're fighting for.

Swabbie Bobby: Even in my swell uniform I can't get a woman like that to even look at me.

young guy - whats Tony Romo got that I aint got????
old guy - 67 million dollars.....

 

[Doomsday101]

My first ever Caption This thread, but I can't help it. The possibilities are too good.

Swabbie Bobby: Now that is what you call a poop deck.

 

[EPL0c0]

"Good grief, and he'd rather be golfing??"

On a side note: DARN YOU TONY ROMO YOU LUCKY SOB!!!!

 

[Joe Realist]

Well at least she is not dressed like a hooker.

 

[Joe Realist]

Swabbie Bobby: Now that is what you call a poop deck.

that is classic!

 

[bbgun]

But seriously, who walks like that?

 

[Joe Realist]

But seriously, who walks like that?

Well if she ever was pulled over for a DUI....