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[Phoenix]

Jerry thinking: NEXT time I ask you who's gonna win our game and you tell me the opponent is going to, I'll bet you remember that booger I planted on your left cheek.

 

[Spectre]

JJ: "I loved you on SNL, Kevin. That Weekend Update was a hoot."

 

[Phoenix]

Jerry: The smell ought to be hitting him right........about.......NOW.

 

[WV Cowboy]

Matt thinks to himself, ... "He's still staring at me isn't he? ... Man, that's one weird dude."

 

[DallasEast]

(Telepathic Jerry Jones): ~Your hemorrhoids are flaring up. Sitting still feels very uncomfortable. Lift your right leg to fart for some relief. Yessss, Matt, yessss. Feel the burn...~

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

Jerry: So Matt, I've noticed you don't wear socks. Did you know that I go commando?

 

[Brad0Walker]

Jerry: You sure do got a pretty mouth........

 

[Doomsday101]

Jerry: So Matt, I've noticed you don't wear socks. It's a little known fact that I don't wear underwear.

Jerry goes Commando?

 

[dallasfaniac]

Jerry: 'Jerry says, Sit like I am'....'Look forward'...ah ah ah, I didn't say 'Jerry says'.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Jerra: Matt, I bet you look better than Stanback in the showers
Matt: Jerry, you promised not to keep saying that . . . .

 

[Eldorado]

Jerry: 'Jerry says, Sit like I am'....'Look forward'...ah ah ah, I didn't say 'Jerry says'.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

 

[ZeroClub]

Jerry:

And so right now, Matt, we're sittin' in a place we are very excited about. It's our section that our architects like to call ""Galley Alley," where, for only $22.74, you not only get the closest seats to our gourmet concession stands, but you can actually watch the concession chefs as they walk to and from their grills and stove tops. You can almost reach out and touch these chefs, they are so close, and smell the frying oil on their clothes because they walk right along that aisle on your right. There isn't another stadium in the league that allows fans to get so close to the people who actually cook the food. We think this area gives our fans, the ones we like to call our "Grill Seekers," a truly one-of-a-kind total-immersion stadium food experience, all for only $22.74.

 

[Z mann R2]

Lol reading all these I can hear Jerry's voice as he says it....too funny!!

 

[jday]

Jerry: I picked up a copy of the book, "Matt Lauer can suck it!!!" Would you sign it for me?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I'm thinking about wearing your face.

 

[Khartun]

Jerry: I picked up a copy of the book, "Matt Lauer can suck it!!!" Would you sign it for me?

and Matt replies:

Consider yourself sucked Jerry, consider yourself sucked.

 

[BigD]

Don't you wish you were me, Matt?

 

[Romo2Dez4six]

Jerry: 'Jerry says, Sit like I am'....'Look forward'...ah ah ah, I didn't say 'Jerry says'.

Jerry thinking: damn Buehlers wisdom is working...

 

[bbgun]

"Kiss me you fool."

 

[Screw The Hall]

You absolutely cannot hit the scoreboard barefoot.